I’ll have mine medium rare, please.
Now when I say I live in a blue city in a red state, I’m talking about my toes. Also, all my other appendages. And my nose and ears.
No horsing around in there!
Can’t blame the Comanches no more, dadburn it.
Take a plane to Cancun. You might run into Tubby Teddy Cruz. Oboy!
It’s that Al Gore. He done went and created that climate change doohickey. That’s why I’m freezing in the dark.
They might squat or lift a leg, though. I’d prefer kneeling, but that’s just me.
Forgot the TP, my man.
The Puppy Bowl is today. That’s a more interesting alternative.
That’s a suicide slide.