They could have included Crystal.
She’s too smart for her own good. Poor Puddles.
I like how the football is almost as big as the kid.
I know two people who are Redskins fans that are totally ecstatic about Snyder being out.
I was at the stadium once (not for a football game). It’s a total dump.
Judging by the last panel, Bernice is also lazy, stupid, unimaginative, and relies on overused cop-outs.
Gazing lovingly into each other’s eyes while dropping a deuce? I’ll pass.
If Hot Luann can’t do anything about Luann’s dreams, why was she sent there in the first place?
Kinda sounds more fun than regular golf.
If I tried that with my mom when I was little, I’d have been grounded for a month.