Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 09, 2024

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    blunebottle  about 1 month ago

    …he doesn’t know.

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    Farside99  about 1 month ago

    How about that, an intelligent tattoo artist.

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    Yakety Sax  about 1 month ago

    And what’s her last name?

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    jasonsnakelover  about 1 month ago

    Yes it was so you got a lot of tattooing to do.

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    cracker65  about 1 month ago

    Yes

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Her name is CAROL!

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    The Humanist Boss  about 1 month ago

    Different spellings make finding acquittances on social media harder.

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    drjtech Premium Member about 1 month ago

    It was M3GAN.

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    Kaputnik  about 1 month ago

    Doesn’t really matter, since all his girlfriends have left him after a couple of months at most.

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    dflak  about 1 month ago

    What is worse is that his former job was as a barista at a coffee shop.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 1 month ago

    Shirley

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    silberdistel  about 1 month ago

    At lest he does not write “soup” in Chinese lettes.

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    uniquename  about 1 month ago

    It seems important to get that right.

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    Jon Schutter  about 1 month ago

    It was Sarah. Didn’t I say Sarah?

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    …………….or was it Brittany, Britney, Brittney, Brittani, Brittanie or Britnee?

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    Gina Carson  about 1 month ago

    No, it was Susan.

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    JohnTheFoole  about 1 month ago

    “No regerts”

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    MRC112  about 1 month ago

    It’s always been the case, but it seems more prevalent now where people want to have a different spelling for a common name. They want it to look distinctive from the crowd. The trouble is they then have to spend the rest of their lives correcting how others spell their name (as they assume the normal spelling).

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    ladykat  about 1 month ago

    So many spellings, so little time.

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  about 1 month ago

    Meg.

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    jdthird  about 1 month ago

    My sister did this for her youngest. Wanted something that was unique, so “Meaghann.” Yeah, let’s set someone up to go through life with their name being misspelled by everyone on the planet…

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    ComicLover2 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I have never seen a pretty tattoo. I guess the ancient Hebrews were right. Leviticus 19:28,“You shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor tattoo any marks on you: I am the Lord.”

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    hoffquotes2  about 1 month ago

    Not sure why this is funny. He is checking before he finishes so he don’t make a mistake. Is the joke that you can invent so many different spellings for the same name

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 month ago

    This is Megan him nervous.

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    Chalres  about 1 month ago

    Or Meegan, from the Key and Peele skits.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  about 1 month ago

    “Meagan’s gypsy eyes, the lyres surround me…”

    www.youtube.Com/watch?v=k6QZ9tZnkZY

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    Dobie  Premium Member about 1 month ago

    It was M’ęġğïň…

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    mistercatworks  about 1 month ago

    “It was NANCY!”

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    cactusbob333  about 1 month ago

    I luv this cartune.

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    jr1234  about 1 month ago

    How does Peggy come from Margaret?

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    zxcar1  about 1 month ago

    I think Mark was inspired by the tattoo mistake of Butterwings. I forget where I saw the headline, but it was a tat honoring an Olivia Rodrigo lyric.

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    dbrucepm  about 1 month ago

    she acts a little crazy to just put Nut Meg

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    bobpeters61  about 1 month ago

    Reminds me of a phone message I took for my stepbrother when I was 14: “Brad, Sherrie, Sherri, Shari, Cheri or Sherry called.”

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    chemguy  about 1 month ago

    At least he doesn’t have to worry about being left with Don instead of Donna because of a lack of funds!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 1 month ago

    If he does not know the answer to this question, he should definitely reconsider the tattoo.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Just Meg will do.

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    gmu328  about 1 month ago

    might be better off spelling the various version of the name …

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