Meanwhile, back at the castle…
“Hmmm, what’s this? A large box of battle axes and spears from Omazan!”
“But where the heck are all the plungers I ordered?!”
“What?! I told you two yesterday while playing golf, that if I got on the green in two, you’d have to go to the “basement”…
… by the way… you two suck at golf!
…. enjoy your karaoke!”
“Okay…. bets are up! If I get on the green in two… then both of you have to go down to the basement and see what the heck’s causin’ all that heat down there! …(heh-heh)”
“If I don’t get on the green in two, … then you both get your wings… but they have to be butterfly wings!” シ
EVOLUTION OF MAN
1. Modern man
2. Cromagnon man
3. New Guinea man
4. Neanderthal man
5. Peking man
6. Piltdown man
7. Nebraska man
8. Heidelberg man
10. That green fuzzy stuff in the break room fridge
Next on Fear Factor:
Aliens, Snakes & Babies!
“Neither! She’ll have the Yink and the Gox, and I’ll have the Fox in Socks!”
“Hot Dang, I nailed it again!”
“You sure did, Captain…. that might just be your record! There’s no way to really measure it, but I swear I saw some shingles flappin’!”
“Oh wait, here it is! It means there’s a covey of Quail over there behind the BarcaLounger! Duuuh!”
I may have actually been in that control group! For some reason, I can’t taste salt now!!
Alice’s lead was cut short when she slipped and accidentally impaled Frank Gimmelberg in the head… allowing runner-up “Maxine The Vaccine” to pull ahead and win the title.
Realizing some sort of bond was formed between them, Alice and Frank (now called “Frankie One-Eye”) joined the Carnival as a knife throwing act!