Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 21, 2024

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    codycab  about 2 months ago

    Another day being forced into Calvin’s room with no dinner.

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    BE THIS GUY  about 2 months ago

    It’s good to have goals in life.

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    Spacehog  about 2 months ago

    Her mom looks scary like her head is a skull in the 3rd panel!

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    snsurone76  about 2 months ago

    Leftovers from last week? YUCK!! I’m definitely on Calvin’s side here.

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    cmxx  about 2 months ago

    I envision a very different scenario, starting with Mom saying, “Okay,” and calmly removing his plate in panel #2, and ending with Calvin willingly eating his dinner in panel #4. But that would be boring. :-)

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    Bilan  about 2 months ago

    No jury in the world would find her guilty of murder.

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    Concretionist  about 2 months ago

    That’s what kids do. I can’t name how many of Son’s “favorite, why are we always out of…” I bought a dozen of, only to find that he was DONE with them. Certainly this includes Kraft Mac-n-cheese, chicken ramen and Vienna sausages. On the other hand, he still eats Cheerios straight out of the box, just like he did 40+ years ago.

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    Oakguy  about 2 months ago

    Wondering if Calvin might be a cat

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    cracker65  about 2 months ago

    My wife and daughter have this kind of relationship.

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    WaywardWind  about 2 months ago

    And people wonder why my wife and I had a DOG!

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    Macushlalondra  about 2 months ago

    And Calvin’s mom asks herself for the thousandth time “What did I ever do to deserve this kid?”

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    French Persons Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Is it any wonder why some parents just up and abandoned their families?

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    DaveG1960  about 2 months ago

    Check his birth certificate for the return’s policy……

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    Pongo ol’ Boy  about 2 months ago

    Wonder why Calvin is an only child.

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    saylorgirl  about 2 months ago

    I just love the way Bill Watterson draws faces, especially Calvin’s and moms face in panel three. Calvin’s really going to make his mom go crazy. This one is so funny today!

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    markkahler52  about 2 months ago

    If Calvin’s rear isn’t already warm in that seat, his seat’s gonna be warmed in some other fashion in about one-two!!

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    Ravioli's Gale Premium Member about 2 months ago

    For someone who didn’t have kids at the time, Bill Watterson portrayed them perfectly in C&H.

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    win.45mag  about 2 months ago

    I swear that right eyeball looks ready to pop out.

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    Egrayjames  about 2 months ago

    As number 4 of 5, I can say without doubt that I gave my Mom most all of her gray hairs. My siblings would all agree.

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    'IndyMan'  about 2 months ago

    I learned NOT to comment on the food that was put on the table. I just ate it and KEPT MY MOUTH SHUT, especially while chewing or I heard about that ! ! ! !

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    Link from Twilight Princess  about 2 months ago

    Can we get a gray hair toll in the chat?

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    gantech  about 2 months ago

    When my son was a little kid, he bought into all the advertising hype, and had to have brand name everything. At one time he had a taste for sugar frosted flakes for breakfast. I wanted to get the generic version, which was half the price. He insisted that the name brand was better and refused to eat the generic. So, I bought him the name brand, and when he had eaten it all, I kept the box and filled it with the generic. Of course, he never knew the difference.

    When he was a little older, but still eating the flakes, I asked him how he liked them. He said they were good. I told him then what I had done and how long he had been eating the generic brand.

    I thought he was going to slug me. Made my point, though.

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    fjc007  about 2 months ago

    Calvin’s expression in the last panel says, “I am happy in my work”.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 months ago

    If its the same meal from last week, Calvin has a point.

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  about 2 months ago

    She didnt remake it she just reheated it from last week..

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    More Coffee Please! Premium Member about 2 months ago

    That was my oldest son.

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    Spacetech  about 2 months ago

    STARVE….

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    bittenbyknittin  about 2 months ago

    Sounds like my cat….

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    uniquename  about 2 months ago

    Only one gray hair? You’re slipping Calvin.

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    tremaine53  about 2 months ago

    Calvin doesn’t understand that his strategy will eventually end up in mom giving up even trying to please him.

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    Gizkok  about 2 months ago

    My cats are the same way!

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    freshmeet2030  about 2 months ago

    If I had done that, I would have had dad’s shoe marks all over my butt, no dinner, and bed early.

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    mountainclimber  about 2 months ago

    Like repubs and immigration?

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    dpatrickryan Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Kids… Should eat ’em while the bones are still soft…

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    bloodykate  about 2 months ago

    Hilarious!!

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    Jayalexander  about 2 months ago

    It was great the first time around. Time has tempered the first impression. The newness is gone. If this was a jukebox. I’d hold on to my quarter.

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    Angry Indeed  about 2 months ago

    Panel #3 is a Kodak moment. Priceless!

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    drds2  about 2 months ago

    So you want to be a boy again this week? Last week you wanted to be a girl!

    This is why some decisions are best left until maturity.

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    mistercatworks  about 2 months ago

    Sometimes children have nutritional cravings. Unfortunately, more often it is advertising propaganda craving, instead.

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    John Jorgensen  about 2 months ago

    If you really were to eat your favorite meal every day for the rest of your life, no matter what it was, you’d definitely be hating it before long.

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    g04922  about 2 months ago

    LOL… Calvin takes another step towards his ultimate becoming an adult sadistic narcissist.

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    wiley207  about 2 months ago

    Great face from the Mom in the third panel!

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    locake  about 2 months ago

    It shouldn’t be any problem for mom. He eats it or goes hungry. No need for her to get upset.

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    jasonsnakelover  about 2 months ago

    That’s the problem. It’s leftover from last week’s cooking.

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    elgrecousa Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I think Calvin’s mother should know better than to take her son’s comments seriously. She should watch how his father treats him.

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    rshive  about 2 months ago

    You’re making progress, Calvin

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    hagarthehorrible  about 2 months ago

    One of the reasons the family did not go for another kid.

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    genghis.shaman  about 2 months ago

    I like to imagine Calvin doing his fourth wall breaks by literally looking off to the side and narrating whatever he’s thinking out loud

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 2 months ago

    Growing up, we could never be picky with our food. Our parents wouldn’t let us.

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