Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 03, 2024

Goat is clearly not Presidential material.

Later, the Nightmare Crusher met his match in Punch-in-the-Mouth Man.

If Goat had sleep apnea, Pig might have saved his life.

Screw any ACTUAL comments, here’s my official comment on this comic strip: ha ha ha!!!! Dan aka…

You’ll be thanked at breakfast for that delicious ham slice

Even if it is a nightmare, it might have a better plot than the last movie I watched.

When pigs fly you’d think they’d have something better to do.

Pig can fly?can he teach me to do that too

I thought his name would be Moon Pig.

Was Goat woken from a dream or was he dreaming that he was awoken by a flying pig?

I wish you’d come by last night, Pig. I had one of those dreams that you wake up feeling grumpy and upset but you don’t remember why.

Me was told me dreams would comes true when pigs is fly.

Nightmare Crusher is apt to have a very short life!

I had a dream that I was abducted by space aliens at the Post Office.

These days banging on people’s windows in the middle of the night is a good way to become “Dead As A Door Nail Man”

Or “Dead As A Door Nail Woman” or “Dead As A Door Nail Agender“ or …

It would have been a PIG excuse if the Nightmare Crusher would at least wished him a GOAT night when leaving…

Can someone remind me: what’s supposed to happen when pigs fly?

Right now Pig is kind of more like Rat – a Dream Crusher.

Maybe you should just buy everyone a dream catcher.

You are the nightmare, Pig.

Pig, I’m not sure what you’re doing is a good thing. Let me sleep on it.

Nightmare Crusher will be extremely busy on November 5th, and again on January 20th

What if the Goat was seeing all this in a nightmare!?

I’ll believe him when pigs fly… oh wait…

Last time I’ve checked, Rat HATES being woken up before the sun comes up!

Goat has stubble?

Maybe Goat was actually having a nightmare.

But ponder this, if he is able to help one person wake from a nightmare, wouldn’t it have been worth it?

I’m usually awake at 3am anyway.

Wake-up man! Ugh… don’t bother me at 3 AM.

I wish Nightmare Crusher would visit me! He’d have a 90 % chance of hitting me on the right night.

When will your nightmares end !!?? WHEN PIGS FLY !!!

is this what my dogs might have been doing at midnight and again at 3:30?

I heard that we don’t usually remember what we dream when we’re sleeping. That said, Pig was only trying to help. Notice he didn’t do that for Rat.

Waking someone up like that would start a nightmare.

I only remembered one dream long enough to write it down. The rest I forget as soon as I wake up

A crushing thought.

Beware: Sticking your nose in other people’s business can get you in deep doo doo.

what happens when you wake up & real life is the nightmare?

This guy is my personal nightmare. :)

Goat should be thankful to know what time it was.

Get a job as a hospital nurse.

Did you know pigs can’t really fly? They just don’t know it, so they can nonetheless.

In Man’s Search for Meaning, Viktor Frankl describes being awoken by a fellow prisoner’s moans. The prisoner was clearly having a nightmare and Frankl’s first impulse was to wake him up, but he reconsidered after thinking that, whatever horrors the man was dreaming, waking up in Auschwitz was unlikely to be an improvement.

Is Nightmare Crusher’s sister a doctor on the U.S.S. Enterprise D?

This strip is very good.

If someone was banging on my window at 3:00 am, that would give me nightmares. Try singing lullaby’s, Pig; no, on second thought, that might be worse.

And now, Goat will have an impossible time going back to sleep.

I love this one

She said “baby, well it’s 3 am I must be lonely.”

“Silent Lucidity by Queensryche

https://Www.youtube.Com/watch?v=jhat-xUQ6dw

I need Nightmare Crusher bigtime, every night

Get curtains