Reminds me of when Fred Flintstone joined ‘Food Anonymous’. Every time he tried to sneak food while on his diet, the Food Anonymous guy would steal it from him. (A similar concept was used in the earlier cartoon ‘Birds Anonymous’ with Sylvester and Tweety.)
Once, on Car Talk, Ray Magliozzi opened the show with a story about a guy dumb enough to rob a Dunkin’ Donuts. He was stopped and arrested by a number of off-duty police officers.
I haven’t touched a donut since a bad reaction I had in February. It did lead to the accidental discovery of my failing gallbladder, so there was some good from my doctor sending me for a CT scan. However, they were two separate issues, per the surgeon. I don’t know if I can have donuts now or not, and I will definitely get a medical opinion before I try one again. I haven’t even had an interest in a donut.
BE THIS GUY 10 months ago
Will the cop intercept the donuts and eat them himself?
BasilBruce 10 months ago
Goat just suggested that Pig and Rat have no self-control! Could he be any cruller?
B UTTONS 10 months ago
Pig changed the guard’s mission.
Keep out all cheese-wiz and beer.
Bilan 10 months ago
If they hired the guard to stop bacon, Pig wouldn’t be allowed in his own house.
hariseldon59 10 months ago
Reminds me of when Fred Flintstone joined ‘Food Anonymous’. Every time he tried to sneak food while on his diet, the Food Anonymous guy would steal it from him. (A similar concept was used in the earlier cartoon ‘Birds Anonymous’ with Sylvester and Tweety.)
Kaputnik 10 months ago
Well, what they’re paying the guard does leave less money for doughnuts. Also less money for non-junk food.
priyansh.jeziel 10 months ago
Love it! Once again, we see that there is much truth in stereotypes.
c001 10 months ago
Goat seems to get a mug of coffee really anywhere.
carlsonbob 10 months ago
Did Guard Duck get fired?
win.45mag 10 months ago
that has GOT to be THE fluffiest pillow in the history of history
blunebottle 10 months ago
But that would require self-control.
Gent 10 months ago
I donut think new strategy will work Pig.
Troglodyte 10 months ago
The Bangles already told us this: “If you want to find all the copsThey’re hanging out in the donut shop…”
iggyman 10 months ago
There might be a “hole” in that plan!
markkahler52 10 months ago
Yeah, I don’t see any trouble ahead here….
Mugens Premium Member 10 months ago
Personally I don’t need to hire a guard. The wife prevents all donuts from coming into the house.
ajr58(1) 10 months ago
Once, on Car Talk, Ray Magliozzi opened the show with a story about a guy dumb enough to rob a Dunkin’ Donuts. He was stopped and arrested by a number of off-duty police officers.
Count Olaf Premium Member 10 months ago
The Garfield Diet! Dilly! Dilly!
Kveldulf 10 months ago
I fear Goat has lost all contact with reality. Not eat donuts???!!!!
Ellis97 10 months ago
Guess it’s not easy being a pig.
DaBump Premium Member 10 months ago
Ho ho ho, “just not eat donuts” — like it’s that easy.
happyinvenice23 10 months ago
Pig is a real person!
Zebrastripes 10 months ago
Rats not gonna like this….
I AM CARTOON LADY! 10 months ago
Those doughnuts are tricky lil’ devils! They shout your name at the supermarket, and jump into your shopping cart!
Gameguy49 Premium Member 10 months ago
That new strategy won’t work. If donuts get into the house Pig will definitely eat them.
Moonkey Premium Member 10 months ago
I haven’t touched a donut since a bad reaction I had in February. It did lead to the accidental discovery of my failing gallbladder, so there was some good from my doctor sending me for a CT scan. However, they were two separate issues, per the surgeon. I don’t know if I can have donuts now or not, and I will definitely get a medical opinion before I try one again. I haven’t even had an interest in a donut.
Cameron1988 Premium Member 10 months ago
I stopped eating donuts. Mainly because I’m not much of a donut eating person
liberalnlovinit 10 months ago
Nah, that’s no good either.
mindjob 10 months ago
Judging by his size, he’s new at this job
babka Premium Member 10 months ago
the Milky Way strategy isn’t working out so well for me…but I can’t stop.
Goat from PBS 10 months ago
Hey, donuts are delicious.
rshive 10 months ago
Roving gangs of donuts have become a problem in some cities.
Larry S 10 months ago
Cop to motorist, “Your eyes look blurry. Have you been drinking?”
Motorist to cop, “Your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating donuts?”
danno12345 10 months ago
A hole new strategy?
cactusbob333 10 months ago
If you were to believe all of the cops/donut jokes, you would figure that the police station is where donuts go to commit suicide.
Foob 10 months ago
Why is Goat’s dialog in the second panel written in a foreign language?
David Rickard Premium Member 10 months ago
Just not eat donuts? That’s so crazy, it just might work!
elgrecousa Premium Member 10 months ago
May be what they really need is a prescription for Ozempic or Wegovy.
j.l.farmer 10 months ago
If the guard keeps the donuts from going into the house, they won’t be eating any donuts!!!
Sisyphos 10 months ago
It appears Pig never thought of that option. Rat, on the other hand, has no self-control, so the “new strategy” would not work for him….
Ceeg22 Premium Member 10 months ago
Goat is so dim