The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 15, 2023

Hand to hand combat.

Gives a whole different meaning to ‘talk to the hand’.

It must be Saturday.

it’s all in the wrist Roscoe’

When the left hand doesn’t know what the right hand is doing.

Hand jive

about to see some hand to hand combat

What other ring is he talking about?

He was fingering it was just a bluff.

Unhappiness in the “Thing” family!

What a Left handed comment…

Got to hand it to you Scott.

Plus … this ring wouldn’t fit your fat fingers.

“You can’t handle the RING!”

Keep your distance, or I’ll nail you…good!

It does make you look handsome

mano y mano!

One of them got underhanded.

Battle of the Things.

He nailed it! I can digit.

This might be heading toward fisticuffs.

One of them is a future teacher at Ridgemont High. “…I’ve been thinking about this, Mr. Hand…”

“Alright… put up your dukes and fight like a hand!”

Somehow, I believe they’re both rights.

We’re about to see some epic thumb wrestling.

Secondhand store? Isn’t that where you go when the second hand on your old-school analog watch breaks?

You have to hand it to Scott. He nailed it on this one. Definitely two thumbs up.

This could be bad! The word “sinister” comes from the Latin word for “left”.

Neither hand has a firm grasp on reality!

Trouble ensues at the casting call for the movie “The Tingler”.

Infighting in the ‘Thing’ family? “Thank you, Thing.”~ Morticia Adams

The left hands of darkness.

Three Rings for the Finger-kings on the right hand,

Seven for the Dwarf-thumbs on their seven left hands,

Nine for Middle Fingers thrust high,

One for the Ring Finger Lord on the bachelor left hand.

In the Land of Hands where the Fingers lie.

One Ring to rule all Hands,

One Ring to find all Hands,

One Ring to bring all Hands, and in the darkness clasp them

In the Land of Hands where the Fingers lie.

Are they about to throw hands?