i have never, ever, in all my days, ever heard the question posed with more than one chicken involved. And i always figured she crossed the road because she was alone and therefore seeking company.
Best comic to support this joke I ever saw. Showed a motorcycle cop writing a jaywalking ticket for a chicken. In sheer frustration, he shouts, OK! OK! I’ll throw away the ticket if you’ll just tell me WHY!!
Aah, a nice, relaxing time in the pub or the bar. A cold draft beer, an order of chicken wings, maybe a bit of dessert…heaven. Can you tell I haven’t been out of the house for a while?
This is accurate. I lived on Maui for 10 years. Upcountry has a high feral chicken population. My town had several cafés. The chickens mooched, and crossed the road to mooch at the cafés on the other side.
rmremail 12 months ago
Because this is Boston, and by all rights, you should be road kill by now.
GiantShetlandPony 12 months ago
Hope the bar/pub has snacks, I’m feeling a bit peckish.
Uncle Kenny 12 months ago
Two chickens crossing the road? Who wouldve thunk it?
Zykoic 12 months ago
Stewed chicken, yum.
Imagine 12 months ago
Because they are drunk.
lalapalooza Premium Member 12 months ago
i have never, ever, in all my days, ever heard the question posed with more than one chicken involved. And i always figured she crossed the road because she was alone and therefore seeking company.
lalapalooza Premium Member 12 months ago
However, have you ever wondered why the punk rocker crossed the road?
(ǝɔɐɟ sᴉɥ oʇ pǝuuᴉd ʎʇǝɟɐs uǝʞɔᴉɥɔ ɐ pɐɥ ǝɥ ǝsnɐɔǝq)
Alexander the Good Enough 12 months ago
I’ve always understood that chickens crossed the road to prove to the possums et al. that it could be done…
gbars70 12 months ago
What? The chicken and the egg?
C 12 months ago
Just egging you on
fairportfan 12 months ago
Texas joke:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the armadillo that it CAN be done
cdward 12 months ago
I always wondered, which chicken, which road, which day…
backyardcowboy 12 months ago
Hey, Wiley! Which of the bars is serving wings today?
Say What? Premium Member 12 months ago
Birds of a feather cross together.
einarbt 12 months ago
Good one. Thank you Wiley.
oakie817 12 months ago
i’m calling a fowl
Count Olaf Premium Member 12 months ago
… To buy a pint for Andy Capp. Oi! Dilly! Dilly!
sandpiper 12 months ago
Best comic to support this joke I ever saw. Showed a motorcycle cop writing a jaywalking ticket for a chicken. In sheer frustration, he shouts, OK! OK! I’ll throw away the ticket if you’ll just tell me WHY!!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 12 months ago
You know, now that I think about it, I’ve never seen a chicken cross a road in my lifle.
phileaux 12 months ago
Perfect Monday morning start for the week
Doug K 12 months ago
Jeopardy Category: Real Answers to Riddles
Clue: That’s where the bar was.
Bookworm 12 months ago
It’s Jo Anne Worley Appreciation Night.
mindjob 12 months ago
To get away from Colonel Sanders
poppacapsmokeblower 12 months ago
Well, the question remains, pub or bar?
christelisbetty 12 months ago
People might remember why, if you would spring for a round now and then.
kartis 12 months ago
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. I wish we could stop questioning the motivations of chickens.
oish 12 months ago
So Grey Goose or Wild Turkey?
paranormal 12 months ago
People are usually going the other way and staggering…
KittyMama55 12 months ago
I never wasted a second wondering. Come to think of it I don’t remember ever seeing a chicken cross a road.
Calvins Brother 12 months ago
Heard this the other day:
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, plays in a mud puddle, then re-crosses the road?
A dirty double-crosser.
ladykat 12 months ago
Aah, a nice, relaxing time in the pub or the bar. A cold draft beer, an order of chicken wings, maybe a bit of dessert…heaven. Can you tell I haven’t been out of the house for a while?
Robert Craigs 12 months ago
Years ago, in Charlottetown, PEI the hospital is near the river and park area with a walking trail. We watched a fox cross the road using a crosswalk!
the lost wizard 12 months ago
Trying to get back across the street after closing is another story. :)
KEA 12 months ago
okay… can’t resist: Why did the egg cross the street? …it had the inclination. … I’ll show myself out.
mistercatworks 12 months ago
I would have thought the Pub would be on one side of the street and the Bar on the other. The chicken crossed the road to get to the other drinks.
c141starlifter 12 months ago
They better be careul, it may be Wings Night
Bilan 12 months ago
I guess they need a pick-me-up to be screaming cock-a-doodle-do at 5 in the morning.
locake 12 months ago
I guess the chickens must live on the other side of the road. Why would they ever be on the other side if the bars are all on this side?
eddi-TBH 12 months ago
OK. Who greenlighted this joke?
pamela welch Premium Member 12 months ago
I always enjoy this ’toon — LOLOL
Slowly, he turned... 12 months ago
Once I get there, you won’t hear a peep out of me!
Rich Douglas 12 months ago
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? No guts.
Why did the duck cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off.
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road? To get to the other slide. And…
Why did the mafioso cross the road? Hey, I didn’t tell the grand jury, you think I’m tellin’ youse?
kjnrun 12 months ago
This is quite clever.
198.23.5.11 12 months ago
Why does a chicken cross the road?
They wouldn’t get anywhere if they circled the road.
Impact55 12 months ago
But the Pub and the Bar are 2 separate buildings. Oh great, now we have a new dilemma!!!
PixieFun 12 months ago
This is accurate. I lived on Maui for 10 years. Upcountry has a high feral chicken population. My town had several cafés. The chickens mooched, and crossed the road to mooch at the cafés on the other side.