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Old, fat, bearded, balding and a magpie mind for trivia. . And a smart mouth and not a lot of self-restraint...

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  1. 1 day ago on Kevin Kallaugher

    He plans to pardon himself, of course.

  2. 5 days ago on Matt Davies

    Remember: Tom Lehrer released an album called “That Was The Year That Was”, consisting of songs he wrote for TW3

  3. 7 days ago on Matt Davies

    I remember “That Was The Week That Was” – sort of like “Tha Daily Show”, i guess, but more musical bits.

    One time they showed a lot of businerss news headlines, without music or comment – the headlines talked talked about how well Easter cards and Easter tchochkes were selling.

    The last one theu showed {i remember it clearly} said “Looks like the biggest buying Easter yet!”

    Anjd then they cut awau to Nancy Ames {"the TW3 Girl" who sang the theme song every week} and, absolutely deadpan, she sang “it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas…”

  4. 13 days ago on Non Sequitur

    Texas joke:

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To prove to the armadillo that it CAN be done

  5. 16 days ago on Matt Davies

    DOn’t know who said it first, but i love it:

    “Trump is living proof that a grifter doesn’t have to be particularly smart if he chooses sufficiently stupid marks.”

  6. 16 days ago on John Deering

    Rudy lost his license years ago, i believe.

  7. 16 days ago on Joe Heller

    …and, yes, i DID call you “Shirley”

  8. 16 days ago on Joe Heller

    “Ideas”? From Hosenoses?

    SUrely you jest.

  9. 16 days ago on Jeff Danziger

    You wish you lived as well as people do in California.

    But since you’re never going to, you’ll blame that on conspiracies and attack California to tear down what they have there

  10. 16 days ago on John Deering

    “Col,our of Magic” is the first n the series – it developed into wildly satirical and simply laugh-out-loud funny.

    I would recommend “Mort” or “Witches Abroad” as etry poibnts…