If you don’t leave tracks, you’re harder to hunt. Elves & fairies figured that out. Bigfoot’s a troll, not quite as bright, comparatively a little clumsy, leaves an occasional footprint or a few hairs. We’re not who they’re hiding from, we’re the drunken hillbilly who gets probed by aliens.
Calvin now lives in an underground school bus he converted into a survival bunker. He has years of freeze dried food, water, and, most importantly, lots of guns an ammunition.
BE THIS GUY about 1 year ago
Nobody wants to follow in Calvin’s footsteps.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover about 1 year ago
How many one-legged kids are in Calvin’s neighborhood?
Templo S.U.D. about 1 year ago
Know any one-legged people who don’t use a crutch (like Long John Silver), two crutches (like Joshua Sundquist), or a prosthetic (like Edward Elric)
Bilan about 1 year ago
The trick will backfire. Other kids will go the opposite direction just to avoid Calvin, but then they’ll run into him.
bigcatbusiness about 1 year ago
That’s a good plan… until you fall face first on the floor and they see whose face was the owner of the strange footprints.
Yngvar Følling about 1 year ago
Maybe a one-eyed Jack Nicholson?
Dr. Quatermass about 1 year ago
Deceptive Footprints is the name of my son’s new Emo band. They’re opening for Art is Anal Cheese at the 9:30 Club.
Ermine Notyours about 1 year ago
How long before Calvin falls over backwards into a ravine?
sirbadger about 1 year ago
I used to make tyrannosourus footprints.
figuratively speaking about 1 year ago
When you’re a guy like Calvin, someone’s always on your trail or soon will be.
jrankin1959 about 1 year ago
Who exactly is on your trail? Boredom…
sappha58 about 1 year ago
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.
SquidGamerGal about 1 year ago
Okay, Calvin! What did you do this time?
tripwire45 about 1 year ago
Who’s on his trail? Susie if he just pasted her one with a snowball.
boydjb47 about 1 year ago
We did this kind of thing all the time. Our imaginations were running wild.
ChukLitl Premium Member about 1 year ago
If you don’t leave tracks, you’re harder to hunt. Elves & fairies figured that out. Bigfoot’s a troll, not quite as bright, comparatively a little clumsy, leaves an occasional footprint or a few hairs. We’re not who they’re hiding from, we’re the drunken hillbilly who gets probed by aliens.
'IndyMan' about 1 year ago
With Calvin, it could be creatures from the planet ‘Zorg’ ! ! !
YippiKiAyMofo about 1 year ago
He may be paranoid, but that doesn’t mean that they aren’t out to get him.
Redd Panda about 1 year ago
Old Daniel Boone trick.
artegal about 1 year ago
Calvin now lives in an underground school bus he converted into a survival bunker. He has years of freeze dried food, water, and, most importantly, lots of guns an ammunition.
xSigoff Premium Member about 1 year ago
You know what they say: Just because you are paranoid dos not mean they are NOT out to get you.
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
Calvin is paranoid now….
rshive about 1 year ago
Doubt that Moe wants to think that much.
Jogger2 about 1 year ago
So, is he moving closer to whoever or whatever might be looking for him?
swanridge about 1 year ago
looking at cat’s tracks in the snow is cool. Back footprints always on top of the front.
PEANUTS-expert about 1 year ago
Paranoid much?
mindjob about 1 year ago
Get a tennis racket and everyone will think its Bigfoot
ekke about 1 year ago
Calvin could be right. After all, just because you’re paranoid doesn’t necessarily mean they’re NOT out to get you!
Earnestly Frank about 1 year ago
He’s a fugitive! It was not him who threw the snowball, it was that one-legged kid down the street………………Oh, no, wait…..in this case it was Calvin.
ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 year ago
Better safe than sorry.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member about 1 year ago
Some people waste more time trying to figure out how to get away with things when they really need to learn how to work together, get along.
buflogal! about 1 year ago
Is no one going to mention the agility and stamina required to do this? This kid is amazing.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 1 year ago
This isn’t being careful the kid is acting paranoic.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 1 year ago
His mother must be looking for him.