Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 14, 2022

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    diazch408  over 1 year ago

    We’re all equal under St Peter’s gaze.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I hope to see Muskrat standing there, that dude is dangerous!

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    It’s not what you have accomplished that counts.

    It’s what has been accomplished for you that matters.

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    GiantShetlandPony  over 1 year ago

    The day many find out how great they weren’t.

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 1 year ago

    Apparently it isn’t anything to do with what a great person you were, but WHETHER YOU BELIEVE!!

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Interesting take on “The first shall be last”.

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    Isenthor1978  over 1 year ago

    Humility, obviously, isn’t one of his greatest accomplishments. It’s sadly true for most, if not all, televangelists. Probably the most under utilized superpower in all of Christendom. I should know. I used to be one.

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    A man said to the universe:

    “Sir, I exist!”

    “However,” replied the universe,

    “The fact has not created in me

    A sense of obligation.”

    War Is Kind Stanza 96 – Stephen Crane (1871-1900)

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    PraiseofFolly  over 1 year ago

    “You got to cross that lonesome valley / You got to cross it by yourself …”

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    Say What? Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I used to think “you can’t take it with you” only applied to money.

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    gokar RLV  over 1 year ago

    If there were actually a God and people believed and followed what their Supreme Being leader preached, the naked would be clothed, the hungry fed, the homeless sheltered. By extension since there is still rampant need in the world “God Believers” do not do the very things their god demands of them. They lie and think they do good by utterances of prayer and thoughts.If they lie then their beliefs are a lie.

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    thelordthygod666  over 1 year ago

    I spent the years just before retirement reducing my minor presence, cutting back on articles, talks and interviews. Since I retired I do my best to make sure my name never appears anywhere, with the goal of fading anonymously back into the dust at the end.

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    e.groves  over 1 year ago

    Shouldn’t that guy have orange hair?

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    morningglory73 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Love it!

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    ManiacEx  over 1 year ago

    The great fear/nightmare of the one percent.

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    unfair.de  over 1 year ago

    When did Pete upgrade from his book to an IT-System?

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    david_42  over 1 year ago

    At least Pete hasn’t strapped him to the stone and dropped him for the sin of pride…yet.

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    1953Baby  over 1 year ago

    And I’ll bet you got those awards on the backs of a whole lotta other people. . .

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    batesmom7  over 1 year ago

    Matthew 6:1Giving to the Needy“Be careful not to practice your righteousness in front of others to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven.

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    Patinphx Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Classic “don’t you know who I am?” stance!

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    mmacb1  over 1 year ago

    Just about everyone who has a Near Death Experience has what they call a Life Review. They see from all sides the events of their life. If you kill someone, you see that through their eyes and the eyes of their loved ones. If you do loving actions, you see the effects of those too. You are the “judge” but there is no judgement. And it’s reported that beyond the veil there is only Love, permeating everything.

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    WickWire64  over 1 year ago

    There is a story of a police office stopping a young man who was driving a very expensive car. The driver yelled at the officer “Do you know who my father is!?!” to which the officer replied “Did your mother not know?”

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Gee, this is EXACTLY what will happen when a certain Fat Orange LOSER makes it to the Pearly Gates… before being directed to the DOWN Escalator where all his fans will be waiting at the bottom to cheer him. Only THIS TIME he won’t have to PAY ACTORS to pretend that they like him, like he did the LAST TIME he came down an escalator.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I have yet to see that whole “Do you know who I am?” thing get anyone anything but a bigger ration of sh1t. However, it never seems to stop anyone from saying it.

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    oldchas  over 1 year ago

    The toon seems to be more about the legacy value of “greatness” than the existence of a final judge. I get it. I’ve always questioned the greatness of Alexander the Great. He left his home kingdom to spend the rest of his life doing war so he could move to Egypt and die. What did all that do for the people he left behind in Macedonia? He is as all of us shall be dust and maybe some bone.

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    ElwoodP  over 1 year ago

    …sheep and goats.

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    Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago

    And the guy will be in hell because he can’t accomplish anything. That’s what hell is.

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    198.23.5.11  over 1 year ago

    I know who he is.he’s the guy who copied off my test in the fifth grade.

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    preacherman  over 1 year ago

    And the first shall be last. Interesting concept.

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    hagarthehorrible  over 1 year ago

    The worldly awards hardly cut ice here, fella. No favors, bribes, nepotism, caste, creed or race.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I can’t wait to say, “No, really officer, do you know who I am? ‘Cause I don’t remember!”

    I’m of an age where I can get away with this, and who knows, it may become real…

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    KEA  over 1 year ago

    Mythology is amusing as literature but a really poor guide to reality.

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    mindjob  over 1 year ago

    I’m pretty confident I’m returning to the dirt from wence I came, I only hope someone will grow some nice plants in me

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    anomaly  over 1 year ago

    He’d probably do better hoping St Peter doesn’t know who he is.

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    kathleenhicks62  over 1 year ago

    Some more equal than others? Just shove into the line-wherever.

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    quixotic3  over 1 year ago

    Ego like this ruins everything it touches.

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    Charlie Tuba  over 1 year ago

    That must be Donald J. Trump, Sr.

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    driver1602  over 1 year ago

    And he’s on the next bus south.

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    rlaker22j  over 1 year ago

    just remember God is watching

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    willie_mctell  over 1 year ago

    Omniscience is omniscience.

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    Redd Panda  over 1 year ago

    That guy never learned, that people like you better when you’re humble. I’m humble and everybody likes me. Humility, I recommend it.

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    monya_43  over 1 year ago

    That was quite a wasted effort for him to haul that monument up there for St. Peter to see it. Now he’s shot down for lack of humility.

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    Durak Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “Yes, I know exactly who you WERE. Too bad for you.”

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    LeslieAnn Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I’m hoping Wiley meant Eternal…Waiting Room to also be viewed as this Chump’s eternal condition.

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