Humility, obviously, isn’t one of his greatest accomplishments. It’s sadly true for most, if not all, televangelists. Probably the most under utilized superpower in all of Christendom. I should know. I used to be one.
If there were actually a God and people believed and followed what their Supreme Being leader preached, the naked would be clothed, the hungry fed, the homeless sheltered. By extension since there is still rampant need in the world “God Believers” do not do the very things their god demands of them. They lie and think they do good by utterances of prayer and thoughts.If they lie then their beliefs are a lie.
I spent the years just before retirement reducing my minor presence, cutting back on articles, talks and interviews. Since I retired I do my best to make sure my name never appears anywhere, with the goal of fading anonymously back into the dust at the end.
Matthew 6:1Giving to the Needy“Be careful not to practice your righteousness in front of others to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven.
Just about everyone who has a Near Death Experience has what they call a Life Review. They see from all sides the events of their life. If you kill someone, you see that through their eyes and the eyes of their loved ones. If you do loving actions, you see the effects of those too. You are the “judge” but there is no judgement. And it’s reported that beyond the veil there is only Love, permeating everything.
There is a story of a police office stopping a young man who was driving a very expensive car. The driver yelled at the officer “Do you know who my father is!?!” to which the officer replied “Did your mother not know?”
Gee, this is EXACTLY what will happen when a certain Fat Orange LOSER makes it to the Pearly Gates… before being directed to the DOWN Escalator where all his fans will be waiting at the bottom to cheer him. Only THIS TIME he won’t have to PAY ACTORS to pretend that they like him, like he did the LAST TIME he came down an escalator.
I have yet to see that whole “Do you know who I am?” thing get anyone anything but a bigger ration of sh1t. However, it never seems to stop anyone from saying it.
The toon seems to be more about the legacy value of “greatness” than the existence of a final judge. I get it. I’ve always questioned the greatness of Alexander the Great. He left his home kingdom to spend the rest of his life doing war so he could move to Egypt and die. What did all that do for the people he left behind in Macedonia? He is as all of us shall be dust and maybe some bone.
diazch408 over 1 year ago
We’re all equal under St Peter’s gaze.
The dude from FL Premium Member over 1 year ago
I hope to see Muskrat standing there, that dude is dangerous!
Doug K over 1 year ago
It’s not what you have accomplished that counts.
It’s what has been accomplished for you that matters.
GiantShetlandPony over 1 year ago
The day many find out how great they weren’t.
keenanthelibrarian over 1 year ago
Apparently it isn’t anything to do with what a great person you were, but WHETHER YOU BELIEVE!!
mr_sherman Premium Member over 1 year ago
Interesting take on “The first shall be last”.
Isenthor1978 over 1 year ago
Humility, obviously, isn’t one of his greatest accomplishments. It’s sadly true for most, if not all, televangelists. Probably the most under utilized superpower in all of Christendom. I should know. I used to be one.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
A man said to the universe:
“Sir, I exist!”
“However,” replied the universe,
“The fact has not created in me
A sense of obligation.”
War Is Kind Stanza 96 – Stephen Crane (1871-1900)
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
“You got to cross that lonesome valley / You got to cross it by yourself …”
Say What? Premium Member over 1 year ago
I used to think “you can’t take it with you” only applied to money.
gokar RLV over 1 year ago
If there were actually a God and people believed and followed what their Supreme Being leader preached, the naked would be clothed, the hungry fed, the homeless sheltered. By extension since there is still rampant need in the world “God Believers” do not do the very things their god demands of them. They lie and think they do good by utterances of prayer and thoughts.If they lie then their beliefs are a lie.
thelordthygod666 over 1 year ago
I spent the years just before retirement reducing my minor presence, cutting back on articles, talks and interviews. Since I retired I do my best to make sure my name never appears anywhere, with the goal of fading anonymously back into the dust at the end.
e.groves over 1 year ago
Shouldn’t that guy have orange hair?
morningglory73 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Love it!
ManiacEx over 1 year ago
The great fear/nightmare of the one percent.
unfair.de over 1 year ago
When did Pete upgrade from his book to an IT-System?
david_42 over 1 year ago
At least Pete hasn’t strapped him to the stone and dropped him for the sin of pride…yet.
1953Baby over 1 year ago
And I’ll bet you got those awards on the backs of a whole lotta other people. . .
batesmom7 over 1 year ago
Matthew 6:1Giving to the Needy“Be careful not to practice your righteousness in front of others to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven.
Patinphx Premium Member over 1 year ago
Classic “don’t you know who I am?” stance!
mmacb1 over 1 year ago
Just about everyone who has a Near Death Experience has what they call a Life Review. They see from all sides the events of their life. If you kill someone, you see that through their eyes and the eyes of their loved ones. If you do loving actions, you see the effects of those too. You are the “judge” but there is no judgement. And it’s reported that beyond the veil there is only Love, permeating everything.
WickWire64 over 1 year ago
There is a story of a police office stopping a young man who was driving a very expensive car. The driver yelled at the officer “Do you know who my father is!?!” to which the officer replied “Did your mother not know?”
Masterskrain Premium Member over 1 year ago
Gee, this is EXACTLY what will happen when a certain Fat Orange LOSER makes it to the Pearly Gates… before being directed to the DOWN Escalator where all his fans will be waiting at the bottom to cheer him. Only THIS TIME he won’t have to PAY ACTORS to pretend that they like him, like he did the LAST TIME he came down an escalator.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
I have yet to see that whole “Do you know who I am?” thing get anyone anything but a bigger ration of sh1t. However, it never seems to stop anyone from saying it.
oldchas over 1 year ago
The toon seems to be more about the legacy value of “greatness” than the existence of a final judge. I get it. I’ve always questioned the greatness of Alexander the Great. He left his home kingdom to spend the rest of his life doing war so he could move to Egypt and die. What did all that do for the people he left behind in Macedonia? He is as all of us shall be dust and maybe some bone.
ElwoodP over 1 year ago
…sheep and goats.
Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago
And the guy will be in hell because he can’t accomplish anything. That’s what hell is.
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
I know who he is.he’s the guy who copied off my test in the fifth grade.
preacherman over 1 year ago
And the first shall be last. Interesting concept.
hagarthehorrible over 1 year ago
The worldly awards hardly cut ice here, fella. No favors, bribes, nepotism, caste, creed or race.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
I can’t wait to say, “No, really officer, do you know who I am? ‘Cause I don’t remember!”
I’m of an age where I can get away with this, and who knows, it may become real…
KEA over 1 year ago
Mythology is amusing as literature but a really poor guide to reality.
mindjob over 1 year ago
I’m pretty confident I’m returning to the dirt from wence I came, I only hope someone will grow some nice plants in me
anomaly over 1 year ago
He’d probably do better hoping St Peter doesn’t know who he is.
kathleenhicks62 over 1 year ago
Some more equal than others? Just shove into the line-wherever.
quixotic3 over 1 year ago
Ego like this ruins everything it touches.
Charlie Tuba over 1 year ago
That must be Donald J. Trump, Sr.
driver1602 over 1 year ago
And he’s on the next bus south.
rlaker22j over 1 year ago
just remember God is watching
willie_mctell over 1 year ago
Omniscience is omniscience.
Redd Panda over 1 year ago
That guy never learned, that people like you better when you’re humble. I’m humble and everybody likes me. Humility, I recommend it.
monya_43 over 1 year ago
That was quite a wasted effort for him to haul that monument up there for St. Peter to see it. Now he’s shot down for lack of humility.
Durak Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Yes, I know exactly who you WERE. Too bad for you.”
LeslieAnn Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’m hoping Wiley meant Eternal…Waiting Room to also be viewed as this Chump’s eternal condition.