First of all, his ball was never even on the green.
Second, he would never try anything so subtle. He would just pick up his ball, drop it in the cup, and write “five strokes under Democracy” on his scorecard.
Is Trump even able to crouch down far enough to do that? More likely, one or two of his sycophants would stomp the ground to make the ball fall in. Or, in a concerted effort, subtly inhale as in a gasp to move it forward enough.(—
The vise is closing in on Trump in Georgia and with the feds. I’m beginning to have hope Garland will bring charges now, the evidence is becoming overwhelming.
Trump should have taken a lesson from George Washington. Ever cognizant of his public reputation and believing firmly in a republican form of government, Washington realized there was more power and political capital in giving up power than there was in trying to usurp power.
Get real.. trump is not about to get down and blow anything. He has underlings to do the blowing.. mind if I were trump I’d be worried about Rudy’s teeth.
“We’ve got lots of theories, we just don’t have the evidence.”— Rudy Giuliani, urging AZ state Speaker of the House Rusty Bowers® to help overturn 2020 election results
Amusing, but given that he lost by SEVEN MILLION VOTES, it’s more like he dropped a new ball on the green after his first one went into the woods – something #45 has also been known to do, according to golf pro Rick Reilly in Commander-in-Cheat (https://www.amazon.com/Commander-Cheat-Golf-Explains-Trump/dp/0316528080)
Ever seen “Goldfinger”? Trump is Goldfinger. He cheats at golf, he owns the golf course, worships gold, bent on world domination. And he’s a big fatso with gold colored hair.
Cute but inaccurate. 1) The election wasn’t even close, popular or electoral college 2) He’d never put that much actual physical effort into anything, except maybe sexual assault 3) He’d hire someone else, wouldn’t risk looking like the loser he is. Appearance is Everything with him because there is no substance.
Radish the wordsmith almost 2 years ago
He blew it.
Daeder almost 2 years ago
First of all, his ball was never even on the green.
Second, he would never try anything so subtle. He would just pick up his ball, drop it in the cup, and write “five strokes under Democracy” on his scorecard.
RAGs almost 2 years ago
Trump is a blow hard, and he believes the lies he is blowing out.
Concretionist almost 2 years ago
Cute. But the ball is several yards away from the hole. Or farther.
Charliegirl Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Wouldn’t surprise me if he tried it.
braindead Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Wasn’t that close.
Republicans hate democracy and are doing everything they can to eliminate it.
Patjade almost 2 years ago
Not even that close. He ended up in the sand trap off the green
PraiseofFolly almost 2 years ago
Is Trump even able to crouch down far enough to do that? More likely, one or two of his sycophants would stomp the ground to make the ball fall in. Or, in a concerted effort, subtly inhale as in a gasp to move it forward enough.(—
cjsm59 almost 2 years ago
With Mulligan’s, he’s lying what? …just lying.
rossevrymn almost 2 years ago
ball was a good bit further away
everett_r0 almost 2 years ago
Everyone knows how much he cheats at golf…. and EVERYTHING ELSE.
moosemin almost 2 years ago
Imaginative, and most apt, Clay! This ’toon ranks with your best!
akachman Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Once a cheater, always a cheater.
walfishj almost 2 years ago
Cheaters gotta cheat.
RLG Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Just have the caddie dig a bigger hole.
Display almost 2 years ago
Why is he on his knees with his lips puckered? Pootin and other dictators aren’t in the picture, so why?
djtenltd almost 2 years ago
He doesn’t have enough breath to push that ball.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Blowhards finish last…….
Masterskrain Premium Member almost 2 years ago
He doesn’t blow, HE SUCKS!!!
mourdac Premium Member almost 2 years ago
A triple bogey.
The vise is closing in on Trump in Georgia and with the feds. I’m beginning to have hope Garland will bring charges now, the evidence is becoming overwhelming.
VeryOldPilgrim almost 2 years ago
Except the ball should be 10 or 20 yards away from the hole.
The Nodding Head almost 2 years ago
By all reports, Trump routinely cheats in golf as well.
Drag0nr1der almost 2 years ago
Good lip practice for when he goes to prison
MC4802 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
https://www.amazon.com/Commander-Cheat-Golf-Explains-Trump/dp/0316528080
Civitas Libertas almost 2 years ago
Trump should have taken a lesson from George Washington. Ever cognizant of his public reputation and believing firmly in a republican form of government, Washington realized there was more power and political capital in giving up power than there was in trying to usurp power.
shakeswilly almost 2 years ago
He didn’t just blow it he pointed a leaf blower at it – and failed. What a loser.
morningglory73 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Cheater.
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Get real.. trump is not about to get down and blow anything. He has underlings to do the blowing.. mind if I were trump I’d be worried about Rudy’s teeth.
Duka almost 2 years ago
“We’ve got lots of theories, we just don’t have the evidence.”— Rudy Giuliani, urging AZ state Speaker of the House Rusty Bowers® to help overturn 2020 election results
ncorgbl almost 2 years ago
He’s cheated at everything else.
Masterskrain Premium Member almost 2 years ago
TRUMP LIES!!! TRUMP LOST!!! TRUMP IS A TRAITOR TO AMERICA!!! THE REPUBLICAN PARTY ARE TRAITORS TO AMERICA!!
Motivemagus almost 2 years ago
Amusing, but given that he lost by SEVEN MILLION VOTES, it’s more like he dropped a new ball on the green after his first one went into the woods – something #45 has also been known to do, according to golf pro Rick Reilly in Commander-in-Cheat (https://www.amazon.com/Commander-Cheat-Golf-Explains-Trump/dp/0316528080)
More Coffee Please! Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Lying, traitorous b*stard.
tee929 almost 2 years ago
…and it is a 2-stroke penalty moving the ball and possibly another 2-stroke penalty for very slow play!
kennnyp almost 2 years ago
Very very disappointed in Clay for distorting the FACTS…the pu$$y grabber in chief is way more orange than that.!…
kennnyp almost 2 years ago
oh…and as to your comment about him blowing it….so did the porn star….a
willie_mctell almost 2 years ago
Huffing and puffing is one of his core skills.
SofaKing almost 2 years ago
Ever seen “Goldfinger”? Trump is Goldfinger. He cheats at golf, he owns the golf course, worships gold, bent on world domination. And he’s a big fatso with gold colored hair.
shamest Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Love it. But the ball should not be that close
James Ruppel almost 2 years ago
Read the book “Commander in Cheat”
PaulGoes almost 2 years ago
Is that the hole he’s digging himself into?
Union Man almost 2 years ago
Clay, How is Trump getting up off the green?
Curiosity Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Cute but inaccurate. 1) The election wasn’t even close, popular or electoral college 2) He’d never put that much actual physical effort into anything, except maybe sexual assault 3) He’d hire someone else, wouldn’t risk looking like the loser he is. Appearance is Everything with him because there is no substance.
Mi-Tasol almost 2 years ago
I think the wind he is blowing is coming from a lower orifice.
William Bednar Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I would have thought that Trump would order one of his “Servants” to do this kind of “work”.
kv450 almost 2 years ago
Well, he is notorious for cheating at golf, among many other things.
gmu328 almost 2 years ago
… and not even that close …
Johnnyrico almost 2 years ago
The only people who care anything at all for this Joke-6 sideshow are people who have already made up their minds.
Pgalden1 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
It was not that close…he must have placed the ball there