The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 16, 2022

He’s divisible, but no one rational would do it.

He was nothing just another number…

He was primed for that.

His dad is 1 1/2 so he’s twice the man his father was…

Will you be staying? We’re serving Pi.

No one’s quite into him.

You can divide by one.

Birth control, the third person on a date.

The Indivisible Man should come with Liberty and Justice (for all).

Indivisible man, good one! He has a brother 5!

screws up prime numbers where ever he goes…….

Works at Tesla.

His first name is “Evenly”.

Truly frightening.

What is this? The Universal unemployment line?

That costume is trey chic.

Hey!! Drac’s got a bloody Hookah!!

Of course not, he’s divisible by one (and himself).

The other party guests gave Three an odd look.

Blah blah blah, a Blood-y Mary

Prime humor.

He works at a 7-11

He’s a crowd!

Dividing by 1 is not dividing; it’s doing nothing.

He’s in the prime of life.

That’s odd.

Wherever he goes he’s a crowd.

I tried to divide him by zero and got a blue screen

…and his mother is/was PI.

“When I was a kid they called me Indie, but then Harrison Ford came along and everyone thot I was being pretentious.”

Dracula should’ve recognized him. He’s the guy’s boss. The guy that does everything for him. Everything starts on the Count of Three.

Hmm that’s odd

When three met two, the six was amazing and the lasted until well past their prime

And – what is your drink?

Nice to know I’m not the only one who got his sense of humor from “Sesame Street.” https://www.deviantart.com/deckardcanine/art/Watch-Out-for-That-Three-877447918

He said he is looking for work. He only does odd jobs.

That’s odd

I looked and thought, “Why would 3 be the invisible man?” Then I looked at what he said again. GROAN. LOL.

5, 7, 11 and so on are also in the room … just can’t see them yet