Arc fans I Ned some help here. Is it my imagination of this I’m not sure and I could use a little feed back. My question is that this strip (arc) seems to be awfully negative lately, I really don’t remember it being this bad. I remember it being pretty funny, not so of late. What do you think.
Goat, never volunteer information. The correct answer would have been, “Yes, I read it. My, look at the time, I have to go somewhere and do something, and I’m running late.”
The writer who resents the reader for not appreciating his work is like the chef who resents a diner for not appreciating his food. In either case, the possibility exists that they both offered up slop.
Handy phrases when asked that question: “I found it to be uniquely, you.” “I’ve never enjoyed any of your work, more than this one.” “You have outdone yourself this time.” “It’s grandeur, left me speechless.”
I am not a writer, but I am a dedicated and rather good, if I say so myself, amateur photographer. I appreciate both positive and negatives critiques, as long as the latter provide constructive criticism.
I’ve got two words for you, Rat. ‘Dickie Cockroach’. Need more of a reminder? Okay, you’re ‘Dickie Cockroach’ book sucked so badly not only were you the only person to buy it but at the book signing everyone flocked to get Stephan’s autograph and ignored you. (Of course this was back when Pastis’s in strip avatar wasn’t depicted as a looser and looked more like Jef the Cyclist without the spandex)
Rat is dangerously monomaniacal, and dangerous with bat or hammer. But sometimes he does a necessary good (as when he punishes Cartoon-Boy for his outrageous puns). Goat probably did not deserve this, though….
BasilBruce about 2 years ago
Goat was just being polite; he wanted to say that it sucked like a black hole.
sirbadger about 2 years ago
You are supposed to fish for complements by attaching a fish hook to some part of his body.
Bilan about 2 years ago
Dorothy Parker said “I hate writing, but I love having written”
Rat says “I hate writing, but I love hating critics”
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 2 years ago
Never be friends with friends.
ronaldspence about 2 years ago
From writer’s block to writer knocking your block off!
Johnny Q Premium Member about 2 years ago
Another “Adventures of the Buttocks”?
fredd13 about 2 years ago
“It was certainly neither unsurpassed brilliance nor unparalleled genius, but I liked it…”
Cornelius Noodleman about 2 years ago
I wanna clobber a goat with a mallet!
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 2 years ago
“What a book!”
MayCauseBurns about 2 years ago
How do you annoy a writer? Be another writer.
Gent about 2 years ago
Me never knews Rat was a sinister writer.
basspro about 2 years ago
Arc fans I Ned some help here. Is it my imagination of this I’m not sure and I could use a little feed back. My question is that this strip (arc) seems to be awfully negative lately, I really don’t remember it being this bad. I remember it being pretty funny, not so of late. What do you think.
Jeff0811 about 2 years ago
Goat, never volunteer information. The correct answer would have been, “Yes, I read it. My, look at the time, I have to go somewhere and do something, and I’m running late.”
MS72 about 2 years ago
Writers and cartoonists have similar delusions.
tripwire45 about 2 years ago
I’m always thrilled when someone says they liked what I wrote. Then I asked if they wrote a review.
monya_43 about 2 years ago
There is nothing wrong with Rat’s ego, except being overly large. It is unsurpassed and could be considered brilliant.
Enoi about 2 years ago
Yeah, my response to my aspiring-writer-friend’s question basically destroyed our friendship. In my defense, his premise was deeply flawed.
Call me Ishmael about 2 years ago
“The moving finger writes and having writ moves on..” Rat, having writ, does not.
Ellis97 about 2 years ago
What an ungrateful brat.
RobinHood about 2 years ago
“Yeah I liked it.” Code for “No I Didn’t read it.”
anamchara42 about 2 years ago
My wife is writing a novel, so I can’t wait to see her reaction to this strip. It’s a keeper!
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
RATs expectations are astounding and pounding…..
F-Flash about 2 years ago
Rat is Putin, and Goat is Ukraine, no matter what Goat says, he’ll still receive the wrath of Putin.
Read Pearls before death about 2 years ago
Hey you wanna a dark joke,
how did the black hole lose so much weight?
he ate light.
Why dont black holes get good grades?
Because they arent bright enough
Bookworm about 2 years ago
The writer who resents the reader for not appreciating his work is like the chef who resents a diner for not appreciating his food. In either case, the possibility exists that they both offered up slop.
198.23.5.11 about 2 years ago
The title of the book was “How To Build A Better Mousetrap”
raybarb44 about 2 years ago
Compliments means less when beaten out of a person….
Goat from PBS about 2 years ago
Never be friends with someone who enjoys carrying around a giant mallet. Where’d he even get that thing?
Lightpainter Premium Member about 2 years ago
" It occurred to me that your manuscript would make nice toilet paper".
Need coffee about 2 years ago
Writer must be Trump
The Brooklyn Accent about 2 years ago
Every writer needs a scapegoat.
triathlete1066 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Why doesn’t Goat have hooves?
christelisbetty about 2 years ago
Handy phrases when asked that question: “I found it to be uniquely, you.” “I’ve never enjoyed any of your work, more than this one.” “You have outdone yourself this time.” “It’s grandeur, left me speechless.”
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 2 years ago
Forthright rejection letter: “I am sitting in the smallest room in my house. Your manuscript is before me. Soon it shall be behind me.”
zeexenon about 2 years ago
But, did it sell enough to join our top 10% Club?
bunrabbit99 about 2 years ago
…or a brilliant cartoonist!
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 2 years ago
BRILLIANT Cartoonist!
MarshaOstroff about 2 years ago
I am not a writer, but I am a dedicated and rather good, if I say so myself, amateur photographer. I appreciate both positive and negatives critiques, as long as the latter provide constructive criticism.
Croc Holliday about 2 years ago
You don’t have to be brilliant to be successful. See Stephen King, who has been phoning it in since the late 80s.
knight1192a about 2 years ago
I’ve got two words for you, Rat. ‘Dickie Cockroach’. Need more of a reminder? Okay, you’re ‘Dickie Cockroach’ book sucked so badly not only were you the only person to buy it but at the book signing everyone flocked to get Stephan’s autograph and ignored you. (Of course this was back when Pastis’s in strip avatar wasn’t depicted as a looser and looked more like Jef the Cyclist without the spandex)
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 2 years ago
You should know better, Goat; Rat can’t handle criticism at all.
Chris Sherlock about 2 years ago
Maybe Goat has just fallen.
Sisyphos about 2 years ago
Rat is dangerously monomaniacal, and dangerous with bat or hammer. But sometimes he does a necessary good (as when he punishes Cartoon-Boy for his outrageous puns). Goat probably did not deserve this, though….
Darryl Heine about 2 years ago
Why the hammer?
No One in Particular about 2 years ago
This comment is unsurpassed brilliance and unparalleled genius. Go ahead – say it.
einarbt about 2 years ago
I wonder if Stephan if projecting here using Rat.