The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 18, 2022

The expression on the dog’s face is great.

Which one’s wearing the collar?

When the dog starts laughing, that’s the shock.

She then grabs the remote to show Jeff how they work.

Dog is used to seeing naked creatures anyway.

The dog looks more terrifIed than shocked. Sorry you exposed him to such a sight?

“What the hell man?”

I thought Jeff had a Collie!

Well, you never know until you try.

Off the leash humor.

There was an old poster of a guy standing in front of a painting or a statue with his overcoat open like that. It said, “Expose Yourself To Art.”

SHOCK COLLARS SHOULD BE BANNED. You do NOT need to electrocute your dog in order to train them. I have had many dogs over my life and being firm but fair when they are puppies and making a really big deal with lots of praise and hugs and a few treats works so much better. It teaches your dog that doing good is much better than being disobedient and they react better to that way of learning. With a shock collar they learn in a negative way through pain and fear and that’s NO way to treat any animal.

Oh, that reminds me – need to put noodles and cocktail onions on the shopping list.

This is not how Adobe Flash works, either.

The human’s tail is in the wrong place.

Shock and aww…how cute.

He should be collared if he keeps doing that.

I’ve heard of screwing the pouch, but not flashing the pouch.

Well, it’s certainly shocking enough.

Stop boring the dog Jeff.

You don’t want to kill the poor dog!!!

I don’t know. I would be very shocked, and I am a man.

Ewww….

Good thing your not playing fetch.

Shock?!? The poor dog is about to go into hysterics from laughing at Tiny Jeff!

Bezos?

While this appears funny on the surface, it really isn’t. A flasher becomes one due to serious illness that needs to be treated. I do admit being flashed by someone who was a serious flasher, and I didn’t even think. I said, “Is that it?” and kept walking.

Why isn’t the dog laughing!?

Like the old posters, “Expose yourself to nature”.

Dogs are about the only pets who seem to care when a human gets naked.

Look at the expression on the dog’s face. LOL

At least he isn’t exposing himself to a monkey. Peter Gabriel would have something to say about that.

the idea came to him in a flash…

Some people just shouldn’t be allowed to have pets.

the dog is but i can’t figure out why he thinks flashing the dog would shock the dog’s collar. evidently he has done something dumb/stupid like that before because his wife doesn’t act that surprised about what he is doing.

Also, that’s not shocking to dogs. No matter what it looks like.

Poor dog is going to need therapy.