My last dog, a Labrador retriever, thought it was his mission in life to rip the squeaker out of every toy we bought him, and as quickly as possible. Wish I”d have videoed him with a squeaker in his mouth making noise as he chewed it into silence.
My dog is pretty gentle with her squeakies, considering she is a hunter. She gets attached, so if a squeaky comes out, I have a bag full of new ones and I just stick them in the toy with some new stuffing and she is very happy! I enjoy the sound of a dog squeaking a toy. Not everyone does.
BE THIS GUY over 2 years ago
That’s why I only deal with chew toys that aren’t sentient and can’t talk.
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
There are many occupations like that, relationships too!
BasilBruce over 2 years ago
This is why I never try to talk to Rollo Toilet Paper.
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
Bummer.
hariseldon59 over 2 years ago
And some commenters here thought a talking snowman was strange.
Imagine over 2 years ago
There are worse things than being a chew toy, such as toilet paper, as BasilBruce points out above.
Caldonia over 2 years ago
A lot of people who have had a bad romance have felt that way….
Sanspareil over 2 years ago
Hope Pig doesn’t try to mess with Chewbacca!
Cornelius Noodleman over 2 years ago
I gave my brother a chew toy for Christmas; he’s gnawing on it right now.
Gent over 2 years ago
A talking chew toy? Now I has seen everything.
iggyman over 2 years ago
“Chewy,chewy, chewy, don’t know what you’re doing to me, but you’re doing to me what I want you to!” Song by Ohio Express way back!
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
boney bone barely squeaks by…
TheWildSow over 2 years ago
Whomp whomp!
juicebruce over 2 years ago
Pig you should feel right at home with another Downer ;-)
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 2 years ago
So now we have talking inanimate objects in the strip? Okay then
SALUDADOG over 2 years ago
Cute eyes for a bone.
SALUDADOG over 2 years ago
Also, it occurs to me that adding an “r” to his name creates an entirely new scenario and calls down the wrath of the censor.
Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago
Boney Bone Chew Toys have boobs? Who’d a thunk it.
Ellis97 over 2 years ago
Story of my life.
tripwire45 over 2 years ago
I could say something about the government, but I suppose someone would get offended.
Linguist over 2 years ago
Imagine how the poor dog feels, Pig when he discovers there’s no squeaker!
k.payne1701 over 2 years ago
He brings countless hours of joy to mans best friends! To bring joy into the lives of dogs and humans alike! SQUEAK!!!
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
My last dog, a Labrador retriever, thought it was his mission in life to rip the squeaker out of every toy we bought him, and as quickly as possible. Wish I”d have videoed him with a squeaker in his mouth making noise as he chewed it into silence.
Snolep over 2 years ago
Boney should adopt the attitude of shmoos, who loved that their entire existence was devoted to being devoured.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
I have to admit, I’ve taken a few squeakers from his chest….
JPuzzleWhiz over 2 years ago
I think someone has finally passed sentence on Pastis:
https://www.gocomics.com/rabbitsagainstmagic/2022/01/04?ct=v&cti=1028975
elbow macaroni over 2 years ago
This strip is a downer.
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
Sadly, It’s his lot in life. Squeak, squeak……
Goat from PBS over 2 years ago
I remember when my family got our dog a stuffed goose for his birthday. The stuffing was ripped out within days.
Lana M. over 2 years ago
…and so are you, Mr. Pastis?
Bilan over 2 years ago
Isn’t that the fate in life for all of us? Being chewed up and spit out?
Moonkey Premium Member over 2 years ago
My dog is pretty gentle with her squeakies, considering she is a hunter. She gets attached, so if a squeaky comes out, I have a bag full of new ones and I just stick them in the toy with some new stuffing and she is very happy! I enjoy the sound of a dog squeaking a toy. Not everyone does.
zeexenon over 2 years ago
You need to get some marrow, you-you boner.
donwestonmysteries over 2 years ago
Must kill squeakers.
Malcome1 over 2 years ago
More Crocs, more.crocs, more crocs.
beltzdan53 Premium Member over 2 years ago
How did Stephan end up in “Rabbits Against Magic”???
Buoy over 2 years ago
It’s your lot in life boney-bone. Making others happy isn’t such a bad way to be.
awgiedawgie Premium Member over 2 years ago
Chew toys aren’t downers. Dogs are the downers. The chew toys just get stuck in the middle.
DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago
Wait, that’s not what life is like for everyone (metaphorically speaking of course)?
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 2 years ago
My Basset would’ve had that squeaker out lickety split.
Comicfan (I can't think of a better name) over 2 years ago
The bone was sad. This angered it’s father, who punished him severely (Oversimplified)
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
Well, Pig, whiny, complaining Chew Toys are equally as bad as any other whiny complainers….