Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 02, 2021

Might want to lay off whatever that stuff was that you had last night.

Thank you, Ralph, for beating that pun to death.

This is your brain on acid!

Must’ve gotten real hot in that ship.

Quick, check the toast.

Next time fella, don’t park your spaceship in an eggshell. BTW, how did you get inside that chicken? Never mind…don’t want to think about that one.

I immediately thought of Bleeb (Close to Home)

“Aw. That was the last egg.”

An alienation abduction experiment gone wrong. Very wrong.

He finally realised that it was an eggstremely bad camouflaging idea.

When you thought you saw and heard it all, YOU DIDNT! I’ve heard of flying saucers in the kitchen but this tops the cake!

What kind of chicken laid that egg?

Boy, has he got egg on his face.

Waiter, there’s a fly in my…egg?

Reminds me of a George Carlin bit where he wonders who the first human was to eat an egg. Who turned to his buddy and said “I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes out of that chicken’s ass!”

He’s lucky he got cussed and not zapped.

You’ve been hangin’ out with Pastis, haven’t you?

This is your brain on Fox ‘news’.

I like my yokes solid and not runnin’.

If that happened to me, I’d be spaced out.

They are among us!

Be eggcellent to each other

Affirm the eggsistence of aliens.

This might get worse; what if the alien brings back an army?

Free range?

That didn’t happen to my eggs this morning…

So much for “over easy” …

cold pizza and blackberry soda,

with half a grapefruit it is, then …!

One of the Men In Black before suiting up for work?

“Keep on the sunny side, always on the sunny side,

Keep on the sunny side of life;

It will help us ev’ry day, it will brighten all the way,

If we’ll keep on the sunny side of life."

Could be worse, buddy; you could have landed in Cloris Leachman’s kitchen!

This was my #1 Chuckle this morn.

Hey, ET, little problem with your landing coordinates?

Cute!

Yeh, he had to crack the eggshell to fry the egg! How did the spaceship get in there!