Blazes! Will you cut it out??
It’s good to be all fired up.
Burning Man, Nevada
Now we know what causes forest fires.
Why are you promoting a slur against homosexuals?
they sound like real burnouts…
They’re hot to trot!
Anyone else think they were fall leaf creatures at first?
If you keep acting like that, you’re going to make an ash of yourself.
must be brits……
Their comments get exhausting.
Fanning the flames?
Burnnnn!
Mind if I smoke?
What about flaming os?
So, when they “court ’n spark”, is the ‘spark’ a baby?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1Z6I62yvfg
Does anyone say “flaming prix” anymore?
“I wouldn’t pi** on you if you were on fire.”
They do their dating on Tinder.
Their tweets are pretty nasty as well.
Is this the source of “Can’t Touch This”?
And then they began to intercept earth news broadcasts and quickly became eager students.
They don’t call anyone an ash haul? Opportunity flared & sputtered out.
Fried whatever brains they had, I guess.
They’re upset that the only humans who want to hang out with them arer those with large slabs of meat.
But the fire alien named Moe was known for that awesome cocktail he (supposedly) invented.
Well, if they need some creative insults, how about these?
“You’re all wet!”
“You think you’re hot fire but you’re really cold ashes!”
“Burn me!”
“You couldn’t ignite a lump of coal in the middle of a heat wave!”
“You leave me cold!”
(The Fire Aliens are invited to use any or all of these; no royalties expected.)
November 25, 2017
Leroy about 3 years ago
Blazes! Will you cut it out??
ekke about 3 years ago
It’s good to be all fired up.
Ratkin about 3 years ago
Burning Man, Nevada
Imagine about 3 years ago
Now we know what causes forest fires.
Denver Reader Premium Member about 3 years ago
Why are you promoting a slur against homosexuals?
gopher gofer about 3 years ago
they sound like real burnouts…
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
They’re hot to trot!
chaosed2 about 3 years ago
Anyone else think they were fall leaf creatures at first?
Pocosdad about 3 years ago
If you keep acting like that, you’re going to make an ash of yourself.
zerotvus about 3 years ago
must be brits……
J Short about 3 years ago
Their comments get exhausting.
bryce.gear about 3 years ago
Fanning the flames?
Prey about 3 years ago
Burnnnn!
BearsDown Premium Member about 3 years ago
Mind if I smoke?
katzenbooks45 about 3 years ago
What about flaming os?
P51Strega about 3 years ago
So, when they “court ’n spark”, is the ‘spark’ a baby?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1Z6I62yvfg
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 3 years ago
Does anyone say “flaming prix” anymore?
PO' DAWG about 3 years ago
“I wouldn’t pi** on you if you were on fire.”
The Brooklyn Accent about 3 years ago
They do their dating on Tinder.
Digital Frog about 3 years ago
Their tweets are pretty nasty as well.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 3 years ago
Is this the source of “Can’t Touch This”?
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
And then they began to intercept earth news broadcasts and quickly became eager students.
ChazNCenTex about 3 years ago
They don’t call anyone an ash haul? Opportunity flared & sputtered out.
verticallychallenged Premium Member about 3 years ago
Fried whatever brains they had, I guess.
Lablubber about 3 years ago
They’re upset that the only humans who want to hang out with them arer those with large slabs of meat.
Daeder about 3 years ago
But the fire alien named Moe was known for that awesome cocktail he (supposedly) invented.
paullp Premium Member about 3 years ago
Well, if they need some creative insults, how about these?
“You’re all wet!”
“You think you’re hot fire but you’re really cold ashes!”
“Burn me!”
“You couldn’t ignite a lump of coal in the middle of a heat wave!”
“You leave me cold!”
(The Fire Aliens are invited to use any or all of these; no royalties expected.)