I'm not a saint, but I play one on the comics pages.
Looks good on water. ;-)
… but if you view the book under blacklight, it’s Me and My Tum-Tum.
The Pastoral Moovement?
“You have the right to remain silent—unless you sit on this guy’s knee.”
“On second thought, hand me the Bible.”
I think the cat is smart enough to still recognize you in new clothes. I say give him some tuna and he’ll calm right down.
… after which he agreed to add some fiber to his diet.
Well, there goes my buzz for about three days.
“That’s because you send them to Bantam Books. Chickens just don’t get bovine subtlety.”
What’s the fear of contrived big words called??