I'm not a saint, but I play one on the comics pages.
Any day now he will admit that global warming is real.
They’re too yung.
The bell bottoms come out every Halloween.
I wouldn’t bring up mental health days.
“Believe me, it’s Séancific.”
First, you have to differentiate a woolly mammoth from a mastodon.
How you can help: Send a better pin-up.
Maybe you’ve said “Bad Dog” once too often.
Oooooooh—Because he has tiny arms, he really needs it. Now I get it. He can’t even see his phone.