I'm not a saint, but I play one on the comics pages.
Have you paid for dentures??
When you came into our village,
We did not suspect you’d pillage.
Not someone we’d like to thank,
We’d prefer you walk the plank!
“Just put the $2500 under the pillow.”
What else could they do? The wax is just for turtles.
I didn’t know that. Actually, I had a broken nose set surgically—Does that count?
“No, Doc—Give me the full rhino-plasty!”
That’s plausible. Or, he wouldn’t have fallen straight down to the base of the cliff, between the force of the wind and his running momentum.
But it’s not transparent, it’s white. Another bogus mis(t)ery.