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1. 3 days ago on Looks Good on Paper

   Looks good on water. ;-)

2. 6 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   … but if you view the book under blacklight, it’s Me and My Tum-Tum.

3. 7 days ago on Fred Basset

   The Pastoral Moovement?

4. 9 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   “You have the right to remain silent—unless you sit on this guy’s knee.”

5. 9 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   “On second thought, hand me the Bible.”

6. 10 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   I think the cat is smart enough to still recognize you in new clothes. I say give him some tuna and he’ll calm right down.

7. 13 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   … after which he agreed to add some fiber to his diet.

8. 13 days ago on Looks Good on Paper

   Well, there goes my buzz for about three days.

9. 14 days ago on F Minus

   “That’s because you send them to Bantam Books. Chickens just don’t get bovine subtlety.”

10. 15 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    What’s the fear of contrived big words called??