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1. about 7 hours ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   Kummertofu is worse. It’s when you really really miss bacon.

2. 3 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   [2 rats talking] “Hey Rudy, I got a job offer. They’re going to put me in water until I drown, and then write down how long it takes.” [Rudy] “And no electric shocks? Sweet!”

3. 3 days ago on Looks Good on Paper

   … “Hey Chuck.”

4. 5 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   Egypt: But the really hard part was getting their feet turned sideways.

   Netherlands: … after which they practice Buutzoaken in a bath tub.

5. 6 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   [At a spelling bee] “Could you use it in a sentence please?” “That guy who wouldn’t let me merge in traffic is Natiform.”

6. 7 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   …but you might be scraping the first few pieces in the stack.

7. 7 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   Geesh. If he was that into brevity he could have at least dropped the final “e.”

8. 7 days ago on Looks Good on Paper

   How about his drummer cousins, Ring Gogh and Bong Gogh?

   The Spanish dancer Fandang Gogh?

   The friend of Daniel Boone, Ming Gogh?

   The smoothie bar proprietor, Mang Gogh?

9. 8 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   I wonder if the cat-shaped school helps at all with the wolf farts.

10. 9 days ago on The Argyle Sweater

    ?? What’s the joke?