Mother thinking, “If I hear ‘My Dog Has Fleas’ one more time, I’m gonna scream!”
It can be that, too.
Paris’ first off-leash chicken park was not the roaring success some had predicted.
‘I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.’ – Woody Allen
George Will said about The Current Occupant that he speaks English “…as though it is a second language that he learned from someone who learned English last week.”
Difficult to pick the lesser of two weasels.
Cupid wondering why he has Aerosmith’s “Dude Looks Like a Lady” as an earworm.
Do “deformed rabbit”!