The cigarette is a ruse/ a ploy that fools rustics like youse/ but if you were to peek/ deeper into her cheek/..she’s from Arkansas, folks- and she chews.
One of sixteen vestal virgins, Who were leaving for the coast……………………………………………………. That her face, at first just ghostly, Turned a whiter shade of pale.
(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) has info about this roughly jumbo envelope size, pastel on paper painting.
So far, 39 works, initially with unknown attribution have been used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2615 (January 7, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
BE THIS GUY over 3 years ago
Colette never ever had to light her own cigarette.
rmremail over 3 years ago
Guess where I hid my cell phone
rmremail over 3 years ago
Madame, evaluating her product
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago
The hat was there so she just decided to sit under it.
Strob Premium Member over 3 years ago
“Arrangement in Grey and Black No. 2” – the girl you don’t bring home to Mother.
JH&Cats over 3 years ago
From the Guinness Book—Longest Human Shinbone.
ronaldspence over 3 years ago
“Paint a picture, it will last longer!”
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
rosalind russell, confused about which part she’s playing in gypsy…
Buzzworld over 3 years ago
“What does a girl have to do to get a drink around here?”
pcolli over 3 years ago
“Next…..”
Ubintold over 3 years ago
Mae West, back in her teens.
WoodstockJack over 3 years ago
https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/mae-west-quotes
katzenbooks45 over 3 years ago
Egrets, she’s had a few…
J Short over 3 years ago
She soon discovered why people used cigarette holders after the embarrassing feather fire.
P51Strega over 3 years ago
“Better wear the white gown, I’m almost out of paint.”
Call me Ishmael over 3 years ago
The cigarette is a ruse/ a ploy that fools rustics like youse/ but if you were to peek/ deeper into her cheek/..she’s from Arkansas, folks- and she chews.
Reader over 3 years ago
Of course her hat is black – she’s at her husband’s funeral.
aerotica69 over 3 years ago
Darling, do you think this dress makes my shoulders look too big?
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 3 years ago
One of sixteen vestal virgins, Who were leaving for the coast……………………………………………………. That her face, at first just ghostly, Turned a whiter shade of pale.
Bookworm over 3 years ago
Hatcheck girl: Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!
Maudie: Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.
(Maudie Triplett [Mae West] to Hatcheck Girl [Patricia Farley – uncredited] in Night After Night – 1932.)
Rev Phnk Ey over 3 years ago
Burrrrrriipp
Linguist over 3 years ago
Naughty Nat MacQueen was famous for his bait-and-switch routine.
Another Take over 3 years ago
“Have I ever told you that I was the inspiration for Jessica Rabbit? They stole that line " I’m just drawn that…"
“YEAH YEAH. We’ve heard it like a thousand times now!”
rstove428 Premium Member over 3 years ago
The funniest yet. Brilliant.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
What you see now is much, much better when totally uncovered, Big boy!
Ken Holman Premium Member over 3 years ago
“Hmmmm … I see yours hangs to the right … the most of what I see hang to the left!”
anomaly over 3 years ago
“So you invited me over to paint an actual picture? Nothing else is coming to mind?”
prrdh over 3 years ago
Is the artiste also unknown?
Bilan over 3 years ago
The artist wished to remain anonymous. If his wife found out, she’d kill him.
mabrndt Premium Member over 3 years ago
Portrait of a Lady smoking - La Belle Époque:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Smoking_lady_-_La_Belle_%C3%89poque_(1900).png
(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) has info about this roughly jumbo envelope size, pastel on paper painting.
So far, 39 works, initially with unknown attribution have been used here.
https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2020/04/10?comments=visible
has the prior.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2615 (January 7, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
stamps over 3 years ago
Vanessa interviewing some vowels.
d1234dick Premium Member over 3 years ago
mother marie a nun is out on the town, after confessing to father john, he in the bathroom now.
MissScarlet Premium Member over 3 years ago
Nobody’s gonna tell me I can’t wear white after Labor Day.
Impkins Premium Member over 3 years ago
Of course I can stand! But it just took me a half hour to sit!! :>)
Running Buffalo Premium Member over 3 years ago
You put your left foot in … you put your left foot out …
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
For now use your imagination, when I undress you will marvel at the sight of me nude!