So, you want me to kiss you back to being a man? What’s in it for me? I mean, I just met you, and you don’t exactly have a scintillating personality, and no offense, but your voice is a croak.
“Look, I appreciate the offer, but come back when you grow up, or better yet, you got an older sister?…sheesh, you want I should land on the pedophile list or something?”
The object is yellow, and spherical/ and a frog who speaks is chimerical/ she’s about twelve years old/ but Amazingly bold/ most women would be hysterical.
This lass with the lovely blue eyes / Found her toad to be quite the prize / with his lustrous sheen of emerald green, / a wit keen, and a dignified mien. / But she found on the whole / It was hard to extol / A diet comprised only of flies!
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2592 (December 3, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
Let me take this opportunity to plug John Moore’s The Unhandsome Prince https://www.amazon.ca/Unhandsome-Prince-John-Moore-ebook/dp/B081GCZDDR/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=the+unhandsome+prince&qid=1607148056&sr=8-1
Moore’s comic fantasies really tickle my perhaps-peculiar sense of humour.
That something was badly amiss/ was clear from their very first kiss./ When, impassioned, he flung/ out his long, sticky tongue/ she thought “I can do better than this !”
BE THIS GUY over 3 years ago
Freddy the Frog was amazed by how many girls fell for that old line.
rmremail over 3 years ago
He’s not a prince cursed to be a frog, he’s a frog cursed to have a fetish for human women.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago
“If you’re not royalty, why would I want you to kiss me?” said the frog.
Strob Premium Member over 3 years ago
Yuck, grody to the max.
rmremail over 3 years ago
So, you want me to kiss you back to being a man? What’s in it for me? I mean, I just met you, and you don’t exactly have a scintillating personality, and no offense, but your voice is a croak.
Papared25 over 3 years ago
“I’m not into kissing frogs, but you do have a couple of meaty legs I could go for.”
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
yeah, i read over your script – now let’s discuss how willing disney is to cough up a percentage of the gross…
harkherp over 3 years ago
She talking about Gingrich?
Buzzworld over 3 years ago
Kermit and Miss Piggy the early years.
Buzzworld over 3 years ago
“Pluck your magic twanger Froggy.” (a few might get it)
Call me Ishmael over 3 years ago
“You have to kiss a lot of Princes before you find the right frog .”
P51Strega over 3 years ago
“Look, I appreciate the offer, but come back when you grow up, or better yet, you got an older sister?…sheesh, you want I should land on the pedophile list or something?”
Call me Ishmael over 3 years ago
Melania meets Don…
Reader over 3 years ago
No, a kiss won’t make me a prince; but give me a good lick and you’ll see things Disney never imagined.
TheWildSow over 3 years ago
A Newt?
He got better.
Call me Ishmael over 3 years ago
“You come here often?”
Call me Ishmael over 3 years ago
“What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this?”
Call me Ishmael over 3 years ago
The object is yellow, and spherical/ and a frog who speaks is chimerical/ she’s about twelve years old/ but Amazingly bold/ most women would be hysterical.
J Short over 3 years ago
Gothic version of Little Red Riding Hood.
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
She was the apple of that Newt’s eye.
thebashfulone over 3 years ago
Froggie went a’courtin’. He did ride—uh huh!
Carolyn Saunders over 3 years ago
Can I have that apple if you don’t want it
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
I’m afraid you would croak before I do.
wincoach Premium Member over 3 years ago
Kiss you? Goodness no! I was wondering if deep fried or a light crust would do.
well-i-never over 3 years ago
It’s Ferrero Rocher…go ahead, try it. No strings attached. But if you’re feeling romantic…
Another Take over 3 years ago
It’s either the frog or the dude with the crown who was cursed so that he has to “relieve himself” through his mouth. I’d rather kiss the frog too.
Bookworm over 3 years ago
This lass with the lovely blue eyes / Found her toad to be quite the prize / with his lustrous sheen of emerald green, / a wit keen, and a dignified mien. / But she found on the whole / It was hard to extol / A diet comprised only of flies!
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
I’m just tired wearing all these clothes!
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 3 years ago
“Frog Kissin’” was a song recorded by Chet Atkins. One of his very rare vocal numbers.
MissScarlet Premium Member over 3 years ago
So there! I’ll just throw your clothes down the well and no one will even know that it was me who turned you into a toad.
mabrndt Premium Member over 3 years ago
The Princess and the Frog:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:William_Robert_Symonds_-_The_Princess_and_the_Frog.jpg
has info and links that point to more info about this painting. File history has strip coloration image.
http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/symonds_william_robert.html
https://www.askart.com/artist/William_Robert_Symonds/9000512/William_Robert_Symonds.aspx
https://suffolkartists.co.uk/index.cgi?choice=painter&pid=612
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2592 (December 3, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
Impkins Premium Member over 3 years ago
I love her outfit!!!!!!!!! :)
Indianapolis Smith over 3 years ago
Crooaak!
Hey, baby! Not only do I have the key to your heart, I’ve got the key to your chastity belt!
anomaly over 3 years ago
“So this isn’t the public loo, then?”
d1234dick Premium Member over 3 years ago
the princess was thinking “how can i wash this robe with that little bit of water from his mouth”?
GoComicsGo! over 3 years ago
((“Now only if that was at the other end.”))
cherns Premium Member over 3 years ago
Let me take this opportunity to plug John Moore’s The Unhandsome Prince https://www.amazon.ca/Unhandsome-Prince-John-Moore-ebook/dp/B081GCZDDR/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=the+unhandsome+prince&qid=1607148056&sr=8-1
Moore’s comic fantasies really tickle my perhaps-peculiar sense of humour.
Running Buffalo Premium Member over 3 years ago
I was expecting somebody … taller …
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
If I touch you frog, do you turn into a handsome male specimen.
Call me Ishmael over 3 years ago
That something was badly amiss/ was clear from their very first kiss./ When, impassioned, he flung/ out his long, sticky tongue/ she thought “I can do better than this !”
Call me Ishmael over 3 years ago
Who knewt ?