Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 29, 2020

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    JD'Huntsville'AL  about 4 years ago

    Actually, you have fewer than 24 hours left, Lucy. Remember, you’ve already used up some of your day.

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    sugordon  about 4 years ago

    This one really had me laughing out loud :)

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 4 years ago

    I think Lucy needs psychiatric help… help that costs more than five cents.

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    Leojim  about 4 years ago

    For some people they would screw other people over on their last day and then when they lived it would be oh no what have I done. Maybe it being their last day would be self-fulfilling prophecy.

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Let her wander off. But she is sure no voice in the wilderness.

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    sirbadger  about 4 years ago

    You could spend your entire retirement account on things that would make you sick 2 days from now.

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    Wilde Bill  about 4 years ago

    Except that I don’t know what I would do differently.

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    Baarorso  about 4 years ago

    I hate to say this but say this I must…I’ll bet that the “Peanuts” gang would LOVE for it to be your last 24 hours, Lucy! :/

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    knutdl  about 4 years ago

    Listen to Snoopy April 23, 2020

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    lucky444  about 4 years ago

    Or some philosophies are just stupid, Charlie.

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    DannyDing1  about 4 years ago

    We’re not there yet, but pretty close I think. Not unless they find a vaccine.

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    Troglodyte  about 4 years ago

    The way she’s going, it may as well end up being the longest day!

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    su43dipta  about 4 years ago

    I would probably do that, for the last few hours…

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    Trond Sätre Premium Member about 4 years ago

    This sounds more like a typical Sally reaction than a Lucy reaction

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    jpayne4040  about 4 years ago

    Anything that freaks out Lucy is great to me!

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    jagedlo  about 4 years ago

    An interesting way to mess with her mind, Charlie Brown!

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    dflak  about 4 years ago

    Some people only hear what they want to hear.

    It’s like the very old joke:

    Mary: Communists believe that no woman should have diamond earrings unless all women have diamond earrings."

    Joan: “I want to be a communist because they believe all women have diamond earrings.”

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    Deezlebird  about 4 years ago

    If everyone lived every day as though it was their last, toilets would never be cleaned. Garbage would never be picked up. No one would ever go to work. Soon, everyone would be starving and it WOULD be their last day on Earth.

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    uniquename  about 4 years ago

    That’s the reaction I’ve always had when someone says that to me. Should I sell my 401k?

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    e.groves  about 4 years ago

    Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

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    preacherman Premium Member about 4 years ago

    This got me to thinking. If this were my last day: I’d give away my excess money; make phone calls I’ve been putting off; go out and grab the first homeless family with kids and give them my house; I’d spend the day taking them through my house and showing them all the neat stuff; and, oh, yes, I’d clean up the house before giving it away. And, we’d settle down that evening, the new family and I, watch PBS Newshour, watch my favorite movie, have a great meal, and give them the keys to the house and my vehicles. What a great day!

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    SusieB  about 4 years ago

    I’ve thought similarly about “live life to the fullest” . Difficult to do when you have to spend most of it at some job you really don’t like.

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    pnutslvr65  about 4 years ago

    Sort of reminds me of what’s going on in today’s world…

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    PleaseStay6PixelsAway  about 4 years ago

    No time to comment. Gotta go find that last package of Oreos.

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    DCBakerEsq  about 4 years ago

    Craft beer, tater tots, and way too much sex? Works for me.

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    gantech  about 4 years ago

    “The future’s uncertain, and the end is always near.” ~ Jim Morrison

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    johndifool  about 4 years ago

    I’m confused. I thought SHE was HIS psychiatrist, not the other way around…

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    Saddenedby Premium Member about 4 years ago

    YEP! and some people wouldn’t know a philosophies if it stared them in the face.

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    rstove428 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    This was used in “You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown”, delivered by Lucy, at the end of “My New Philosophy”, sung by Sally, voiced by Kristin Chenowith. If any of you haven’t heard that, it’s on Amazon Music. A treasure.

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    Plods with ...™  about 4 years ago

    She’s gonna go buy toilet paper.

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    txmystic  about 4 years ago

    Lucy’s response is about perfect.

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    russellc64  about 4 years ago

    If this were the last day of your life, my friend

    Tell me, what do you think you would do then?

    Stand up to the blow that fate has struck upon you

    Make the most of all you still have coming to you

    Lay down on the ground and let the tears run from you

    Crying to the grass and trees and heaven finally on your knees

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    Pango Premium Member about 4 years ago

    This is so me.

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    knight1192a  about 4 years ago

    You’re looking at it all wrong, Charlie Brown. You managed to not only get rid of Lucy, but to make her feel as bad as she always makes you feel.

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    hagarthehorrible  about 4 years ago

    Specially for the sarcastic ones!

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member about 4 years ago

    The local college’s rendition of “You’re a good man, Charlie Brown” really rocked this scene. It was the funniest and most memorable in the musical.

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    Ellis97  about 4 years ago

    If everyone lived like that, the world would be left in a mess.

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    ah-hee  about 4 years ago

    Good point, where can we sign up.

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