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alive right now someday dead doing pretty good but won't let it go to my head

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  1. about 12 hours ago on Wizard of Id Classics

    so we now have a 3 tier judicial system – politicians/family, common, and the guilty with the 1st and last getting away with anything and the middle having to foot the bill for it all.

  2. 2 days ago on Dilbert Classics

    at this point, my “beeper” goes off and I exit the meeting. need to do something to keep my sanity and not get fired. I’ve hated word salads since I learned to talk. nuff said about word salad people.

  3. 2 days ago on Diamond Lil

    pumpkin spice and everything nice grows in my garden

    but you better think twice – yes you better think twice

    afore you try to mix it with my chewing and drinking

    or you might find out that you really aren’t thinking

    ‘bout what I really really like when I’m chewing and drinking

  4. 4 days ago on Savage Chickens

    things I learned in college lectures did me well in business meetings. like how to sleep with your eyes open and how to prop your head up so it looked like you were staring at your notes. just made sure my ‘silent’ alarm went off five minutes before the meeting was done so I could ask “so, how would you summarize what we have accomplished with this meeting?”

  5. 4 days ago on Diamond Lil

    rakeish-looking fellow, isn’t he?

  6. 4 days ago on Garfield

    AND if you squint your eyes – just a tiny bit, don’t overdo it – and put a “thoughtful” expression on your face – you can get paid for it also.

  7. 5 days ago on Birdbrains

    i thought they were canceled

  8. 5 days ago on Fred Basset

    me too, Fred. gonna need a second cup of coffee

  9. 5 days ago on Loose Parts

    is THAT what they call a sleeveless med coat? – looks a little ragged around the pits

  10. 5 days ago on Pluggers

    Nice. I worked a lot of office jobs, some did, some didn’t, but I also worked a few plant jobs, and the ones I worked at either had “bring your own”, or the coffee was so bad, only someone who loved ‘tasteless mud’ would drink it. AND there were a couple of days I did and lived to regret it. LOL The best workplace for me for coffee was a trucking company I worked for back in the 80’s. Coffee 24/7 and my portion of the building could pick the coffee, so we did. Roll out of bed and travel 10 miles at 3 a.m. trying to get the eyeballs open. Arrive at work pour your coffee – yep, it was great.