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I’m 6’4" and getting back down to 204 is my dream.
You see, kids, back in the old days… ah, forget it.
What raises? I’m retired and every time Social Security increases, the deductions increase more.
My mother used to call me “pobrecito” when I was down or injured (and we’re not even Spanish). Same thing, but sounds cooler.
1. Weekday comics are in B&W in the paper and color online. 2. It’s easier to clip and email comics online. 3. Sometimes the comments online are funnier than the comics.
Look up — you’re both speaking in capitals!
You think this is bad, see today’s Dilbert.
“For a limited time, you can get a SECOND pair of socks ABSOLUTELY FREE!! (Just pay a separate $35 handling fee.)”
Depends on whether she makes a robo vacuum or a Terminator.
For those too young to get the joke — the character’s name on Gunsmoke was “Festus”.