Little libraries was a popular fad around where I live, but the local porch pirates would swipe all the books and sell them to used book stores. Some were converted to little food pantries, but in your wealthier burbs, there is precious little need; and the clientele it does attract, the neighbors would prefer were barred from roaming local streets. The local city and village boards have declared them illegal unlicensed food distribution centers and have gone so far as ripping them up if the owners refuse to stop.
Do a stretch in jail or prison: you’ll find out who your real friends are real fast (or slow depending on how you look at it).
I always feel like cartoonists need to save up their seasonal material for the appropriate season, or plan on rerunning it when they want a seasonal vacation.
Both speedos and bikinis need to be limited to 32" and smaller waists.
The heart wants what the heart wants.
You forgot the fries.
In high school, I decided I wasn’t going to go over to my best friend’s house until he contacted me. After waiting 2 weeks, I broke down and went over there. He wanted to know why I was mad at him and stayed away for “like a month”.
The solution to the impending debt crisis is to have the federal reserve add a few zeros to the digital money supply and also run the money printing machines nonstop.
In my state, the proceeds go to property owners. Basically a voluntary regressive tax on the poor to benefit the rich. I suppose you could say it supports education in a round about way considering that’s where most of the property taxes go.
Brain fog is a result of my normal operating temperature and humidity.