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1. 30 days ago on Amanda the Great

   Since the comments were no help, google tells me the reference is from the The Chanukah Song from Adam Sandler. Hope that helps someone else.

2. about 1 month ago on Amanda the Great

   I worry that Amanda spends too much time alone and isn’t taking her antipsychotic meds appropriately.

3. about 1 month ago on Adult Children

   Ha! I worked a year in an asian grocery, and being the only white employee, I was tasked with the bathroom maintenance. The women’s bathroom was always more disgusting than the men’s.

4. about 1 month ago on Frazz

   The problem with Twain is that he was a prolific on the lecture circuits and regular banquet speaker. Many of the quotes attributed to him were verbal ones written down by others, and not found in his books. Of course, even when he was alive, people were attributing their own witticisms to him, particularly if they weren’t fit for polite company. He was notorious for his crude jokes.

5. about 1 month ago on Pearls Before Swine

   When I was in the state mental hospital, they suggested I fill my time by helping the other patients. Then I got grounded to my room for a day for teaching how to tie noose and bowline knots to the suicidal people. The doctors there were never satisfied.

6. about 1 month ago on Savage Chickens

   The ones happy to be there are pulling down $125K for sending emails and attending meetings.

7. about 1 month ago on Agnes

   A local homeless woman took a hammer from the hardware department at Walmart and put it to good use in the liquor aisle while downing as much bourbon as she could. She must of broken every bottle before the cops finally arrived 20 minutes later. If these two don’t get some help soon, I can totally see them ending up in the same situation.

8. about 1 month ago on Amanda the Great

   This made me laugh out loud. The third option are the people who think they’re good-looking but aren’t. Only Fans is full of that kind. (And I only know this because the interwebs are awash in people pimping, sometimes literally I would imagine, their Only Fans.)

9. about 1 month ago on Tim Campbell

   It’s always the freedom loving nationalists that want to tell me what I or my children can and cannot read, watch, or listen to.

10. about 1 month ago on Family Tree

    How glad I am when August is over. I don’t know why, but surviving summer feels like more of a challenge than surviving winter, even though both seasons are trying their best to kill me.