“I never drink alcohol! Except when I want to celebrate something, or when I want to enjoy myself or relax, or when I’m sad. But other than that, I never touch the stuff! Unless I’m, you know, thirsty.”
Yeah, anyone can come up with a word like “Loser”
Are you just gonna let her take your place, Daktota?
“What, am I not speaking English here?”
“I’m not sure…”
Bill Amend still has issues with reality shows, I see.
Finally a character that Quincy can convincingly cosplay
(And also like The Child, he eats things he shouldn’t)
Anyone could’ve seen that coming, Marigold
At least he’s offering to filet it. That’s excellent service!
He did try to offer her proper sleeping arrangements, and sleep on the couch (or maybe even in the doghouse) himself.
Heart, she practically spelled it out in the third panel