Just finished re-watching 3rd Rock from the Sun, one of the last episodes Liam (John Cleese) wants to devolve humans & make earth a theme park “Monkey World”.
Might be an improvement.
In which case a “monkey stampede” would be all the visitors come to be entertained by us.
I was going to list all the warnings of impending doom we have heard from the media in the last 40-50 years that haven’t come to pass but decided it would be a worthless task. Danae will make a great journalist.
She’s all the WH staff rolled into one! Think of the money that tax payers would save (and I’d rather see one person’s tax returns a hell of a lot more than his birth certificate to see where the real lies are coming from). She’s a heck of a deal instead of the raw deal we’re getting now.
how many different types of stampedes did Wiley run through his mind before coming up with Monkey. Somewhere someone would be offended by which ever noun he chose.
The Smothers Brothers used to do that. Dickie would say something negative about Tommy and Tommy would say “Thank you very much!”, to which Dickie would reply “That was not a compliment!”
This thing we have been mistakenly calling “Social Media” is really “Danea.” That explains so much but leaves the question of what she will do with all the money once she extracts it from Farcebook and all the others.
In 2015 I did experiments on left and right blog sites posting “facts” that 1) were ridiculous to the extreme and couldn’t possibly be true, and 2) could be easily disproved. Although it appeared a number of posters on both sides believed they were true, only the right side reposted them as verified facts – and the wilder my lie the more it was reposted. This was so disconcerting I discontinued the experiment in less than a week.
Who needs fake fear stories when the real thing is staring us in the face. One day it shall not miss us. And we will find out after the fact. Scanning just 1% of the sky at any one time is the cause. That and no planetary defenses against it. ZERO
RAGs almost 5 years ago
Hannity’s secret daughter?
saobadao almost 5 years ago
Trump’s evil spawn?
Watcher almost 5 years ago
Danae is emulating KellyAnne again.
in.amongst almost 5 years ago
Okay – cut to the chase, does Danae’s daily opinion show (on some TV channel) post to youtube as well?
strictures almost 5 years ago
Well, it’s better than a zombie stampede.
Bilan almost 5 years ago
Those aren’t Mexican monkeys, are they?
Differentname almost 5 years ago
“I’m a member of the reality based community.” Sadder words were never spoken!
Egrayjames almost 5 years ago
Sounds like Danae must work for CBS.
sandpiper almost 5 years ago
Broadcaster mantra: always pander to the lowest common denominator – fear of the other
Nate England almost 5 years ago
It’s not that I don’t believe in the monkey stampede; I just don’t think it’s going to end the earth in 12 years.
franki_g almost 5 years ago
Just finished re-watching 3rd Rock from the Sun, one of the last episodes Liam (John Cleese) wants to devolve humans & make earth a theme park “Monkey World”.
Might be an improvement.
In which case a “monkey stampede” would be all the visitors come to be entertained by us.
boydjb47 almost 5 years ago
I was going to list all the warnings of impending doom we have heard from the media in the last 40-50 years that haven’t come to pass but decided it would be a worthless task. Danae will make a great journalist.
tripwire45 almost 5 years ago
For a split second, I read “climate crisis” in panel two, and thought today’s comic strip would go in a completely different direction.
Display almost 5 years ago
She’s all the WH staff rolled into one! Think of the money that tax payers would save (and I’d rather see one person’s tax returns a hell of a lot more than his birth certificate to see where the real lies are coming from). She’s a heck of a deal instead of the raw deal we’re getting now.
Masterskrain Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Danae has a GREAT FUTURE ahead of her as either a Staff member at FAUX Noise, or as a Republican Presidential Advisor!
Lenavid almost 5 years ago
I expected the Leftist Lampooning of Conservative Media, and they did not disappoint. As usual, their own bias is exempt.
Why didn’t anyone notice the correlation between the failed Mueller Investigation and the House’s unwavering dead-horse-flogging of it?
lol!
Hyphenman almost 5 years ago
Zombies can stampede?
Prey almost 5 years ago
More chance of a monkey stampede, at least they exist.
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
The White House still doesn’t have a press secretary.
enigmamz almost 5 years ago
Isn’t she supposed to be charging 5¢?
car2ner almost 5 years ago
how many different types of stampedes did Wiley run through his mind before coming up with Monkey. Somewhere someone would be offended by which ever noun he chose.
Redd Panda almost 5 years ago
Little Orange Head is about to get a lesson in applied Physics…..POW!
tygrkhat40 almost 5 years ago
WhenI saw Danae’s face surrounded by the halo of light, I said, “Uh-oh.”
Redd Panda almost 5 years ago
Nothing improves a Sunday, like a quote from some dead guy. “Democracy is four wolves and a lamb, voting on what to have for lunch.”Ambrose Bierce
DCBakerEsq almost 5 years ago
Hordes of sexually ambitious iguanas are even more terrifying.
Kabana_Bhoy almost 5 years ago
The Calgary Stampede?
Holden Awn almost 5 years ago
Danae enjoyed her new job at CNN, but, sadly, no one watched.
ChessPirate almost 5 years ago
The Smothers Brothers used to do that. Dickie would say something negative about Tommy and Tommy would say “Thank you very much!”, to which Dickie would reply “That was not a compliment!”
Kveldulf almost 5 years ago
Did Jeffrey truly hope it was real? Did you?
danketaz Premium Member almost 5 years ago
And, of course, in the next panel he was overrun and run over by monkeys.
Redd Panda almost 5 years ago
I’d like to clarify please. Monkeys do not stampede, they charge. Horses, cattle, elephants and wildebeests stampede. Pax Vobiscum.
CatStaff Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Danae’s expressions in each panel are beautifully done, no matter what slant you wish to put on theme.
gcottay almost 5 years ago
This thing we have been mistakenly calling “Social Media” is really “Danea.” That explains so much but leaves the question of what she will do with all the money once she extracts it from Farcebook and all the others.
thelordthygod666 almost 5 years ago
In 2015 I did experiments on left and right blog sites posting “facts” that 1) were ridiculous to the extreme and couldn’t possibly be true, and 2) could be easily disproved. Although it appeared a number of posters on both sides believed they were true, only the right side reposted them as verified facts – and the wilder my lie the more it was reposted. This was so disconcerting I discontinued the experiment in less than a week.
zeondekilowatt almost 5 years ago
And a thousand times better than a monkey zombie stampede.
bakana almost 5 years ago
Faux Nooze has already Stolen this idea.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 5 years ago
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/asteroid-just-misses-earth-city-killer-asteroid-2019-ok-came-closer-to-the-earth-than-moon/
“City killer” asteroid just missed Earth – and scientists had no idea
Updated on: July 27, 2019 / 11:19 AM / CBS News
fix-n-fly almost 5 years ago
Need to beat feet Jeffrey while you can…
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 5 years ago
Who needs fake fear stories when the real thing is staring us in the face. One day it shall not miss us. And we will find out after the fact. Scanning just 1% of the sky at any one time is the cause. That and no planetary defenses against it. ZERO
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
I do believe those two are fated to marry. Though probably not for very long.
the1951hapster almost 5 years ago
So apropo.