Remember ‘Ally McBeal’? My favorite Aunt loved the dancing baby so I made her a flip book of the baby. She was 70 at the time. She thought I should go into business making flip books. It was hard explaining to my aunt about copyrights and such.
NEWS FROM UP THE STREET(Dan Hicks)Dan Hicks & His Hot Licks
ride your pony andtake a letter tosomeone waitin to hear fromride your pony andtake my letter youknow I’m waitin to get some
News from up the street,
she’s people I’d like to meet
haven’t you seen the ads for the RoombaRefer?
Who the hell are you talking to?
At age 13 my uncle wouldn’t let me carry a pistol.
Well, of course he cried. He didn’t make his quota that day and his kids went to bed hungry.
What do you mean tall tale? Rattle snakes are found all over the U.S. My favorite rattler story from my ranch hand days; snakes would burrow into the alfalfa windrows. When the hay baler (in the days of rectangular bales) picked up the alfalfa the baler would pick up the occasional snake. When the bale exited the baler the snake could be found with his head sticking out one side and the tail the other.
Hello people! The check is for the hotel and meal tickets. The $50 is for any extras.
Call Dick Tracy, call Bat Man!!! This is serious!!
From a very young age I ate the whole apple, never hurt me. Lately I got to thinking about how the apple grows. It hangs from the tree by a stem. The stem sits in a cup, where it collects stuff. Rainwater, bird crap, and, most dangerous, insecticide. So today I don’t eat the skin around the stem.