Why does a toilet have a lid if it was not meant to be down? At our house we keep it fair. Everyone has to put the lid down as well. Keeps the toddlers and the pets out.
My Dad, a widower, left the seat up … unless I was visiting, then he immediately lowered it – after he discovered I returned it to upright position and actually told me in that firm father’s voice to leave it down because he was quite capable of raising the lid. (He was 90 when this discussion happened.)
I once sat on a toilet when the seat was raised and proceeded to whine about it.
My mother, who was across the hall doing the ironing, looked up, fixed me with the patient gaze a loving parent has for an idiot offspring and said, “Jeff, you’re 5 years old. You’re old enough to look at a toilet before you sit on it.”
hawgowar almost 5 years ago
Look before you back it in, lady.
Bryan Farht almost 5 years ago
Just buy a smaller toilet.
wiatr almost 5 years ago
Big pipes in that plumbing!
Brian G Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Why is it that only men are capable of lowering the seat?
littlejohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The Wiz’s loo must be a sink-hole for this to happen.
littlejohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Oh well, at least you know that there aren’t any root problems in your sewer lines now.
paddy almost 5 years ago
Yes, but before that, you left the toilet seat down!
Troglodyte almost 5 years ago
Poor Wiz – shouldn’t have to put up with THIS crap!
KenseidenXL almost 5 years ago
How did she get through the tiny hole?
Fishenguy Premium Member almost 5 years ago
We have to lower the lid every time because our cats like to jump on it to watch my wife when she’s doing her hair.
Little Caesar almost 5 years ago
“Just a turd in the sewer of life….”
VTX1800F almost 5 years ago
they have Really B I G crapper.. besides if She fell in. who flushed the crapper ?
tripwire45 almost 5 years ago
It doesn’t work that way.
Tentoes almost 5 years ago
“Women make war over this. Many deaths.”
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
No, she left the toilet seat up.
Brian Fink almost 5 years ago
I close both the seat and the lid, and I still get yelled at.
Smokie almost 5 years ago
Why does a toilet have a lid if it was not meant to be down? At our house we keep it fair. Everyone has to put the lid down as well. Keeps the toddlers and the pets out.
wirepunchr almost 5 years ago
Splish splash she was takin’ a bath!
James Wolfenstein almost 5 years ago
Yeah… right… with that fat ass she can fall inside…
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Wow! Big toilet for HER to go down….lol
flemmingo almost 5 years ago
I heard not putting both down causes water spray to not go into the room getting on things like your toothbrush.
bobbyferrel almost 5 years ago
I have little sympathy for anyone who goes into the bathroom, pulls down their pants and sits down on something they haven’t looked at.
Herb L 1954 almost 5 years ago
Early water slide ;)
jasonsnakelover almost 5 years ago
Looks like she fell in.
guyjen2004 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Those are storm water grates you see along the streets – they’re not connected to the sewage system. Just saying. But it’s still funny :)
Al Nala almost 5 years ago
Always put the lid down. Keeps the moat monsters from climbing up.
micromos almost 5 years ago
Toilets don’t come with seats. Seats are an accessory!
karlykru Premium Member almost 5 years ago
My Dad, a widower, left the seat up … unless I was visiting, then he immediately lowered it – after he discovered I returned it to upright position and actually told me in that firm father’s voice to leave it down because he was quite capable of raising the lid. (He was 90 when this discussion happened.)
indysteve9 almost 5 years ago
How about looking at the seat before you sit down?!
sparkle 13 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
And SOMEONE is going to DIE!!! lol
nufalready almost 5 years ago
Oh, if only!
Snolep almost 5 years ago
Lowering both the seat and lid, preferably before flushing, is more sanitary and aesthetically pleasing, and keeps stuff from falling in.
Snolep almost 5 years ago
The above is true whether you’re male or female, btw.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 5 years ago
“But the important thing is, did you have a nice swim?”
hsawlrae almost 5 years ago
Ever try being a lady by leaving the seat UP?
cubswin2016 almost 5 years ago
Beg for mercy, Wiz even though you won’t get it.
Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Oh, good grief, Blanch! You are such a sewer loser!
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 5 years ago
I remember my mom telling my brother when he been in the bathroom too long,“did you fall in?”
Bobbo76 almost 5 years ago
Women leave it down and so men have to raise it. If men are lowering it for women then why shouldn’t women leave it up for men?
jrlind55 almost 5 years ago
I once sat on a toilet when the seat was raised and proceeded to whine about it.
My mother, who was across the hall doing the ironing, looked up, fixed me with the patient gaze a loving parent has for an idiot offspring and said, “Jeff, you’re 5 years old. You’re old enough to look at a toilet before you sit on it.”
parkperson almost 5 years ago
At most women….Do you cross the street before looking?