I bet Bradley was a huge jerk when he was alive, too. Not funny at a funeral.
Start with “There was a young man of Nantucket” and go from there.
In our family pacifiers were called “foolers”.
This emotional support animal thing is getting out of hand. I saw something about someone wanting to register an emotional support flamingo in California.
Hey, have him grab a blonde mouse girl and climb the mainmast with her. Then the other mice can shoot him with real bullets from their airplanes until he falls dead like King Kong – and we’d be rid of him.
I have found out some municipalities have passed laws forbidding the feeding of strays as the food draws raccoons, high incident rabies carriers. In Ohio, if you live trap a nuisance raccoon you are forbidden from releasing it in the wild. It must be euthanized because of the rabies thing. If a raccoon approaches you during the day they are to be shot when in rural areas. So any raccoons who approach humans because they are used to handouts are going to be killed.
How was making that vodka even legal?
I agree. This line has ran itself out of breath.
Some people move overseas where bringing a pet is an incredible problem. In the UK they may have to be quarantined for 4 MONTHS at your expense and the daily cost is not cheap.
I’m a bubble-pop guy myself.