Reminds me of the movie Circle of Iron.
He just wanted an excuse to fondle her chest.
Whoever dreamed up dressing your pets day deserves a reward. Bastinado is about right.
Well, it’s a gentle and harmless form of mental illness.
Unfortunately, in other areas of India there was a cluster of over 130 villages where no girls had been born for over a year. The girl fetuses were aborted (against the law but who pays attention to the law) in favor of producing male offspring. It is so bad in parts of India that they passed a law making ultrasounds for determining the sex of the fetus illegal. But again, almost impossible to enforce.
Seems to me they have it the wrong way around.
What’s she flying, a 737 Max?
If you pick the wrong person’s hair it is called a black eye.
My two cats will happily eat scrambled eggs. As long as I give them about a tablespoon apiece they’re okay. Any more than that and they get rather potent gas.
They’re also fond of Boar’s Head tavern ham and black forest ham. Boy cat loves bacon, but his sister does not.
However, both of them will climb my legs if I open some salmon.