Ain’t that the truth Earl, ain’t that the truth!
You should never put a q-tip in your ears.
Some people are “too” literal.
If you think it’s made up, then drink this glass of water I brought from the cafeteria.
Reminds me of the time my cousin made chocolate creme pie and set in the fridge to firm up. After dinner she went to get it and came back and asked us if she could pour a piece of pie. LOL
Why would she assume the seat would automatically be down? I’ll bet she doesn’t put it up after she is done.