Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 04, 2019

The only thing worse than people expecting zombies are the numb nuts that thought there was an alien invasion last week when that transformer exploded in Queens!

do you know that water fluoridation is turning millions into zombies?

Maybe it will be a zombie recession?

It’s quite the opposite, Bob. Mad corporate medical researchers can’t afford to experiment when there’s a recession going on.

RECESSION in the first quarter. Either clear your debts or pile on as much debt as possible and declare bankruptcy. It won’t be pretty.

Those preppers are a strange bunch.

Borders of Cruelty are rather porous.

Government workers working for no pay. Zombies. Tomayto, tomahto.

One born every minute!

We have a bunch of apocalypses around the world, most are not world shaking, but when a tornado takes out a town or even one house, it is apocalyptic to those affected. I don’t suppose it hurts to be prepped for such events.

I love the term “Fun Neutral Zone.”

“What’s in your head?”

“Brains!”

Wasn’t there an Executive Order doing away with the “Fun Neutral Zone”?

The Zombie Apocalypse happened. They were wearing MAGA hats.

Zombies wouldn’t do anything different to what they’re doing now. Walking around in a daze, looking at their phones, texting now and then.

A dark presence is Bob but he has his brighter side, too

According to the CDC, if you are ready for zombies, you’re ready for anything.

Some think it happened 2 November 9ths ago. Little do they know………

POTUS seems to be brain dead, so we’re off to a good start.

The original zombie apocalypse was mentioned in the Gospel of Matthew, Chapter 27: “(51) And, behold, the veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom; and the earth did quake, and the rocks rent; (52) And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose, (53) And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.”

For some odd reason, nobody other than Matthew seems to have taken note of the event.

I think that Wiley is poking at all of the people who obsess over everything from economic disaster to space aliens to zombies. aka preppers

Still waiting for the zombie apocalypse …

Sorry I thought you missed the whole point it’s Trump giving his zombie base exactly the information they want so he can continue on his rambling way

It’s all fun and games until the zombies actually attack.

Is it just me or does Bob look like Richard Nixon?

At least the zombie prepper will have supplies to fall back on when times get tough.