Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for July 16, 2018

Hahaha! Paws off kitties, The Man is already taken!

Boy, this looks familiar. Bagheera would have love fests with my shoes like he was making sure any other kitty I might encounter knew I belonged to him. And Blossom sometimes tries to “convince” me to stay home from work, but I suspect she’s just making sure I smell like her.

I have a good pair of dark trousers I wear to church. The rest of the week I hang them up in the closet. Noticed yesterday they still had cat hair on them.

I wear black scrub pants to work and my white, golden and himi cats always make sure I have plenty of fur on them so there’s no chance some other kitty might claim me – though there are no kitties where I’m working. Still they can never be too cautious. My gray kitty head butts me for the scent factor coverage.

My kitty is black AND white. She has her bases covered by sleeping on the ironing board. There are not enough lint brushes in the world to keep me fur-free.

Complete strangers come up to me in public places and remark “you’ve got cats, don’t you?”

Proof that Elvis does care for the man. Maybe he doesn’t love him like he does the woman or the new baby. But he also doesn’t want any other cats to claim him.

So I take it that the Boys’ attempts to “help the man sleep” before his job interview paid off.

I just adore the Boys in their jammies and robes.

Well organised.

light of triumph, you asked yesterday if your cats are weird.

Yes, they are.But don’t worry about it. Everybody’s cats are weird.

For cats, weirdness is perfectly normal and natural, and nothing to be ashamed of at all.

Yeah, I’ve got a long-haired Tuxedo AND a domestic shorthair. Do not EVER leave the dry cleaning out on a chair…

I thought you needed a thumb to snap your fingers. Somehow kitty hair wafts into the closet. We keep the door shut and the cats out but we still find Moose and Scooter hair on our clothes. We buy lint rollers by the 6 pack.

The Man will make a good impression on his first day at the dry cleaners.

Megan led Tre-C into the back of the lot where Jimmy was working his dream. Little grass, but a lawn mower and edger- and a vintage Chrysler. Jimmy wanted to have outdoor seating someday. Megan invited Tre-C to the little gap in the back door Jimmy left open for his cat. It was a good neighborhood, after all. They looked around, Megan explaining why there was a TV monitor in the storage room. “You see that desk? Jimmy works there sometimes. He can set it to a number of different scenes, from the front door to the kitchen. And he comes back here to ‘get away’, when it gets too… Tre-C? Tre-C?” But Tre-C was no longer on the planet. She was in space, watching a mouse come out from behind a stack of pallets.

“Megan- how you doin’? Who’s the tabby?” Tre-C was flat on the ground, ears folded down and tail sweeping back and forth. She raised up on her haunches and jumped- stopping just a few inches from the terrified rodent. “Hi! You must be Hector. I’m Tre-C. Good to met you.” When he got his breath back, Hector turned back to Megan; "That’s some sense of humor your friend has, " he panted. Megan already had her paw up, preparing to offer Tre-C her first real lesson. “We’ll talk about this later…”, but Tre-C just giggled. And Megan, though she would never admit it, laughed just a little inside..

Hooray! The Man is safe by the power of cat fur!

Which is why I have a lint brush by the door and my former office has a lint roller in the employee restroom. Can’t have the People heading out the door and coming back with an unexpected cat AGAIN!

Resistance is futile Humans. We have,,,little…JAMMIES.

Well, they’re thorough!

Elvis has done the Thanos!!

Oooh, sassy snap! Work it, Elvis!

The man needs to explore the possibilities of dresser drawers, and hangers. Since some accumulation is inevitable anyway, he can also keep one of those masking tape lint rollers in the car.

We don’t have any cats at work, unfortunately, but we do have a friendly little dog who comes in with his human most days.

Pride of ownership.

But Elvis, you forgot to anoint his footwear!

I solved the pet hair problem. I bought a nice, new, very wipeable, leather sofa. No more fur! Yay!Nail scratches, however…..

I used to put on my pants, then sit on the bed & put on my socks.Now I sit on the bed and put on my socks, THEN stand up and put on my pants.

it decreases the chances of showing up at work with the seat of my pants covered in cat hair. again.

Happy Milkday!!! Now pour some in my bowl! :-d

Big hugs & mega love to the Mega Orb! Prayin’ the doggy of joy stays close & snuggly! Extra joy shed by little cat feet for those needing special boops & prayers!

I love you all! >^.,.^<

@SheMc: Sorries I had just read about all your troubles from yesterday and it broke my heart that you and yours are enduring so many trials. My heart and thoughts and prayers are with you. (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Prayers, bear hugs, orb bumps and boops going to lift up SheMc and her Orb)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

No outfit is complete without a nice dusting of cat hair.

Vlad is a tux and Sebastian is all black (with a few white hairs). Their fur don’t show up nearly as much on gray pants.

Dear orbster friends! I’m again beginning to lose track of who would like boops & bumps. Is it possible to be filled in? Please don’t be shy or think you’ve asked too many times. I care for you, and I’m sure the Mega Orb is behind me in this statement!

If any changes occur, good or bad, a recap would be appreciated. The Mega Orb supports and cares for its own! Thank you!!!

And if things are looking better, we’ll be glad to amplify your optimism and support you through doubts! That’s what orbsters do!

Thank you! Love, >^.,.^<

Ms. Dunn – can you please remove the surveillance cameras from our home? My three cats love Spaghettios and my husband started a new job today. Coincidence? I think not.

We never had this problem with Yang. He preferred to sleep on the contents of the dirty clothes hamper, probably because they already smelled like his humans.

(More than once I lifted up the hamper lid to toss in a shirt or pair of socks to discover I’d woken him up.)

Cat fur is the new black.

Cat fur should be worn with honor and pride. Seriously, if one or more cats like you, you must have some good in you.

Cat hair is the ultimate Cloaking Device.

The boys and I have a routine work day mornings where I sit on the sofa to tie my shoelaces while fussing them as they graciously claim me by rubbing ginger and white fur on my pant legs. It is going to be very hot today (for Vancouver), up to 32C so I just slipped on my sandals instead of putting on shoes. The look of shock and betrayal on Dean’s face … I had to go over and give him a big fussing to make him happy and purry – Sammy was asleep on the bed already, he’s having a really hard time with the heat

I’d be willing to guess there are cats at the man’s job, and some of them are pretty cool.

At church, we know who all the cat lovers are.

I have lint rollers at home, at work, in my truck. I wear navy and khaki scrubs- if i’m wearing navy, one of my white or black and white cats love on me, and if i’m wearing khaki, one of my black or torties wants loving. I have 18 cats, so cat hair is ALWAYS on me, my clothes, my furniture!

In a world of strange cats, the Boys are leaving nothing to chance. This Man is spoken for and gosh darn it, we want all you other Cats to know it.

Well done Elvis, Lupin and Pucky.

No outfit is complete without cat hair.

I am certain I will have fine, white bunny hair in my lungs the rest of my life

Having lived with a minimum of two Border Collies over a number of years, our family picture is now in the 3M Lint Roller Hall of Fame. sigh.

Cat hair – don’t get me started. I swear some days I sweep up so much hair it looks like I’m breeding tribbles.

This is so SWEET! And so FUNNY! Georgia is a GENIUS!

It’s not completely necessary to lie down on the garment. I swear one of my cats is capable of projectile-shedding.

I love how Elvis just knows that there will be cats (now that he knows there are more than three cats in the world) at the Man’s new job.

How does cat hair get into closed drawers? The cat doesn’t get into the drawers. He’s too old to jump anymore. Does it sorta crawl into the drawer? Maids everywhere want to know.

Of course, there is a dark side to this. If you visit somebody who is owned by a cat or dog and come home with their scent and hair on your clothes you get the accusatory “how dare you?” stare of death from your own beloved kitty!

I just noticed in the second panel the wrinkles in the Man’s shirt sort of spell out “kitti.”

Today we had to mix and pour a concrete slab between the front porch and the sidewalk. Someone had left a 2 foot by 10 foot gap in front of the porch where nothing but weeds would grow. It was next to impossible to mow and later this week I will be installing an expanded metal wheelchair ramp. The gap had to go.Tomorrow we will be putting on a sealant. I’m not letting the kitties leave paw prints on it even though both Reboot and Lilly tried. And now, we are all walking (limping) dead so I’m taking the kids out to eat. All together now… “BRAINS!!!”

I love sassy Elvis !

no they are on the wrong pants they really think they are a different color