“…life’s a piece of shit – when you look at it – life’s a laugh and death’s a joke, it’s true: You’ll see it’s all a show, keep ’em laughing as you go, just remember that the last laugh is on you…and…Always look on the bright side of life.” – Eric Idle
When you are given a general anesthetic, you go under then, for what seems like a split second later, you are wakened. No memories of dreaming, no sense of time passing, not even feeling like you’ve had a nap. I hope there is more to death than that total non-conscience state.
I feel a bout of phenomenology coming on, but I’m too tired to work it out since I was up twice last night to pee. I think I’ll just move on to Calvin and Hobbes now.
To the soul, death is an illusion. So is the physical world.
If you were to “die” right now, you wouldn’t feel dead, you’d feel more alive, free, and aware… As if you’ve waken up from another dream designed to test and grow your soul. In addition to that, your soul knew, before you were born, what major circumstances were going to happen, the people involved, and the approximate time, and circumstances, for your death. Key in this soul growth is free will.
Good books to read on this are Journey of Souls, Destiny of Souls, and Memories of the Afterlife by Dr. Michael Newton.
No, you should NOT have to get up in the middle of the night to void. Please go see a urologist (or a urogynecologist, if applicable). Diet changes, drugs, and physical therapy are all available to help.
BE THIS GUY almost 6 years ago
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come…
knight1192a almost 6 years ago
In Rat’s case death is a nightmare as he can’t drink any more beer once he’s dead.
Templo S.U.D. almost 6 years ago
another thing to add on to say what it’s like when you’re dead: you don’t get hear any snoring
F-Flash almost 6 years ago
A comic strip that ponders the bright side of death …………………………. Not funny!
Walter Kocker Premium Member almost 6 years ago
“…life’s a piece of shit – when you look at it – life’s a laugh and death’s a joke, it’s true: You’ll see it’s all a show, keep ’em laughing as you go, just remember that the last laugh is on you…and…Always look on the bright side of life.” – Eric Idle
blunebottle almost 6 years ago
The extremely long dirt nap.
ND Cool Z almost 6 years ago
Death = eternal sleep
Alexander the Good Enough almost 6 years ago
Heck, I already know just what it’s like. For sure, death will be for me, or anyone, just like what it was for me before I was born…
Alien-X almost 6 years ago
It will be exactly like it was before you were born.
jpayne4040 almost 6 years ago
No making the bed? I’m hooked already!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 6 years ago
When you are given a general anesthetic, you go under then, for what seems like a split second later, you are wakened. No memories of dreaming, no sense of time passing, not even feeling like you’ve had a nap. I hope there is more to death than that total non-conscience state.
chris_weaver almost 6 years ago
Like sleep without all that responsibility!
mjb515 almost 6 years ago
Heaven, it is a place
a place where nothing
nothing ever happens
aerotica69 almost 6 years ago
I feel a bout of phenomenology coming on, but I’m too tired to work it out since I was up twice last night to pee. I think I’ll just move on to Calvin and Hobbes now.
prrdh almost 6 years ago
If that’s what death is like, I could live with it.
JudyAz almost 6 years ago
You’ll need the rest; pushing up daisies is hard work!
rugeirn almost 6 years ago
What’s it like to experience being unable to experience?
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Now I can’t get “Deteriorata” out of my mind….. showing my age… I won’t quote it here, but invite you to Google it.
Spiny Norman Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Bring out your dead…
thebesig almost 6 years ago
To the soul, death is an illusion. So is the physical world.
If you were to “die” right now, you wouldn’t feel dead, you’d feel more alive, free, and aware… As if you’ve waken up from another dream designed to test and grow your soul. In addition to that, your soul knew, before you were born, what major circumstances were going to happen, the people involved, and the approximate time, and circumstances, for your death. Key in this soul growth is free will.
Good books to read on this are Journey of Souls, Destiny of Souls, and Memories of the Afterlife by Dr. Michael Newton.
katzenbooks45 almost 6 years ago
“Like one who wraps the drapery of his couch about him, and lies down to pleasant dreams.” From Thanatopsis, by William Cullen Bryant
rhpii almost 6 years ago
mors vincit omnia. Death always wins.
Donald Basenberg almost 6 years ago
Of course, in death, you just cease to exist. You just go away.
Herb L 1954 almost 6 years ago
Paradise by the Dashboard Lights ;)
sbferg almost 6 years ago
For Pig death would be very hot, have a sizzling sound and smell like bacon.
Denney707 almost 6 years ago
After you’re dead is just like before you were born only longer.
Andrew Sleeth almost 6 years ago
" … even if you wet it."
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 6 years ago
No more commercials about prostate
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I would prefer Heaven for the location and Hell for the company
CalLadyQED almost 6 years ago
No, you should NOT have to get up in the middle of the night to void. Please go see a urologist (or a urogynecologist, if applicable). Diet changes, drugs, and physical therapy are all available to help.
Sisyphos almost 6 years ago
How pleasant! Pig’s Paradise is peaceful. Sleep well, good prince!