In accordion with all the instrumentalists at hand, and by the way, Duck with his military style tuba should be band, I believe Pig should be drummed into doing REAL service. Sorry to note, but the sax player is really horny, going up against the oboe player, o-boy. The guitarist should not be bassed anywhere near the piano player, who is obviously keyed to win; however, if he turns traitor, he should be stringed up. Must be a high flute-n battle. No organ donors are required, lest we all end up broken harp-ed. Judging by the images I have seen above, there is far less violins in this battle, which would make it less violins than usual, although I won’t fiddle with the details. Cello, and goodbye. And no one will have a trombone to pick with me.
I wonder about the musical ability of today’s bands. All they have these days are guitars, keyboards, and drum kits. Whatever happened to the brass, woods, and other stringed instruments? Seems like you can only find them in high school bands and symphony orchestras.
Welcome back, Li’l Guard Duck, sir! But your Righteous Wrath is misdirected. We have entirely too many electric guitars in the hands of one-chord wonders. Blow away a dozen of so of those instruments and we’ll all dance a joyful polka, or mazurka, or something….
KEEL THE ACCORDIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 6 years ago
Don’t try to take on the “Band of Brothers”.
Templo S.U.D. about 6 years ago
hopefully not Alfred Yankovic’s accordion, guard duck…. man’s a genius!
BE THIS GUY about 6 years ago
Overdressed? All you’re wearing is a helmet.
GeifuKe about 6 years ago
In accordion with all the instrumentalists at hand, and by the way, Duck with his military style tuba should be band, I believe Pig should be drummed into doing REAL service. Sorry to note, but the sax player is really horny, going up against the oboe player, o-boy. The guitarist should not be bassed anywhere near the piano player, who is obviously keyed to win; however, if he turns traitor, he should be stringed up. Must be a high flute-n battle. No organ donors are required, lest we all end up broken harp-ed. Judging by the images I have seen above, there is far less violins in this battle, which would make it less violins than usual, although I won’t fiddle with the details. Cello, and goodbye. And no one will have a trombone to pick with me.
blunebottle about 6 years ago
What do you call it when you throw an accordion into a dumpster and it lands on a banjo?
A perfect pitch.
WoodEye about 6 years ago
Use an accordion, go to jail, it’s the law!
nosirrom about 6 years ago
Disclaimer: No bagpipes were harmed in the drawing of this comic (unfortunately).
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 6 years ago
GUARD DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gammaguy about 6 years ago
Where do they expect to find an inflatable accordion?
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 6 years ago
Bazooka the kazoos!
Ignatz Premium Member about 6 years ago
Accordions don’t play “Lady of Spain.” People do.
scpandich about 6 years ago
I like how Pig grew some stubble for the battle.
Masterskrain Premium Member about 6 years ago
Lil’ Guard Duck has really quacked up this time!
WaitingMan about 6 years ago
Pastis is going to be haunted by the ghost of Myron Floren.
Joe Cooker Premium Member almost 6 years ago
War Pigs
F-Flash almost 6 years ago
Is Little Guard Duck over compensating? Pig’s helmet has a snout strap, say that 3 times really fast. Yada yada.
mattro65 almost 6 years ago
If you didn’t have accordions how would you play a polka? The world needs more accordions.
Ontman almost 6 years ago
A one anna two…
prrdh almost 6 years ago
Guard Duck hates accordions because ah-one-and-ah-two messes up his marching cadence.
dolf37 almost 6 years ago
Yeah, Guard Duck is back in style!!!
Andrew Sleeth almost 6 years ago
Somehow it just doesn’t seem fitting to see comic expletive coming from Guard Duck.
tripwire45 almost 6 years ago
Accordions are evil and must be destroyed.
oldwolf1951 almost 6 years ago
I wonder about the musical ability of today’s bands. All they have these days are guitars, keyboards, and drum kits. Whatever happened to the brass, woods, and other stringed instruments? Seems like you can only find them in high school bands and symphony orchestras.
codedaddy almost 6 years ago
Look up “vote” in your ductionary, L’il Guard Duck. Better would be “I say…”
chris_weaver almost 6 years ago
With any luck, an oboe might be collateral damage.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Tom Waits said it best: ‘A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn’t.’
Goat almost 6 years ago
It’s been a good few months (if not a year) since we’ve seen good old Guard Duck; all we need now is Snuffles.
Satchel,Koko,LDL,Kenny almost 6 years ago
I like the accordion, pipes, and polkas. I guess I’m one weird person.
Reality Chex Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Love that duck!
Charlie Tuba almost 6 years ago
What does L’il Guard Duck have against Weird Al?
Kind&Kinder almost 6 years ago
That’s o.k. The Who will smash a guitar on your head. And you’ll LIKE it!
knight1192a almost 6 years ago
Wonder why they stopped doing the battle of the bands at the local VFW.
eladee AKA Wally almost 6 years ago
Thank you Stephan. I have missed Guard Duck!!!
Sisyphos almost 6 years ago
Welcome back, Li’l Guard Duck, sir! But your Righteous Wrath is misdirected. We have entirely too many electric guitars in the hands of one-chord wonders. Blow away a dozen of so of those instruments and we’ll all dance a joyful polka, or mazurka, or something….
kendd1951 almost 6 years ago
Whatever the problem I’m sure Guard Duck will act “accordionly”!
GeifuKe almost 6 years ago
I had a Honda Accord. It was rear-ended really badly. Now it is an Accordion.
ND Cool Z almost 6 years ago
If one of the band members play the keytar, don’t destroy it! That’s my dream instrument!
danm66 almost 6 years ago
If they could take out Red Hot Chili Peppers and Bon Jovi I would be eternally grateful.
yoshadoo (I do stuff you don't care about) almost 3 years ago
How about a xylophone?
we live we love we lie about 2 years ago
KEEL THE ACCORDIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!