Sarcasm is the stuff of life! Or was it orgasms? Well, they’re both better than spasms!
Make him laugh, so he’s a titterbug!
Don’t use a search engine that’s become a transitive verb, but go with DuckDuckGo. I did look for frog-related search engines, but there seems to be only one, and it isn’t based in Froglandia.
Hi, Nermal! Say, how do you feel about Abu Dhabi? Good for a visit?
I can’t put down my tablet that quickly, so it’ll have to be fifthwith!
Happy Hole-oween, perhaps?!
You and I are of like mind on that!
Oh! But Horace shouldn’t ride the coffee bomb down, like Commander Major T.J. Kong rode the big one in Dr. Strangelove!
Happy Wombat Day! (I’m looking more forward to Kangaroo Awareness Day on the 24th, as I love happy hoppy creatures!)
Aye, by late November, it might as well be begging for death.