...at least I used to be a storm, but now I'm slowing down.
…says the guy who knows that there are more than two parts! :-D It was my assumption that there were only two parts to the story, so there’s your explanation. (It was also my lesson.)
Jon, just boil some lasagna sheets and use them to cover the cat food. You won’t smell it when you serve it, and Garfield might think he’s being served lasagna!
Does a tin of cat food have a ‘best by’ date? I’ve never seen one on my cats’ food!
Tiny shoes, Jon? Those are yours! Lucky for the accordion that it doesn’t have a sense of smell.
He deserves more than a snack. How about dessert?
Then spray them with that can of whatever in your icon! B^)
Escape claws! Or, ummm… ‘clause’…
Love this! Surfer ladybird! And bear with me a moment — hee! — but how does yesterday’s Part 1 factor into today’s Part 2? For anyone who says, ‘That’s how numbers work,’ I’ll suggest a place you can insert your comment! :-P
They then mated, resulting in history’s first all-black zebra.