Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 21, 2017

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    Superfrog  over 7 years ago

    Are you sure that you’ve got something to say?

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 7 years ago

    If this is what the Foreword is like, I may skip the Dedication.

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    Randy B Premium Member over 7 years ago

    The most appropriate responses is “TL;DR”.

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    Bill Thompson  over 7 years ago

    Look at his hand. The medium gets the massage.

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    The Old Wolf  over 7 years ago

    Wha’d she say? Wha’d she say?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    What do you suppose he is selling?

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    INGSOC   over 7 years ago

    ..To Be Continued…

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    coltish1  over 7 years ago

    An ambulatory preamble.

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    William Neal McPheeters  over 7 years ago

    That’s easy for you to say.

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 7 years ago

    …being a coward, I shiver at extremists like this…

    …once upon a time and angry man said something important…I wasn’t listening..

    …Trump does bring out the best in people…

    …I’ve had all I can stand and I can’t stands no more…

    ….short & simple stupid…

    …I’m with you…go team…

    ….this is too much belly aching this early in the morning….

    …click…aaah Gilligans Island….

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    Rotifer POLICE VIDEOS = NEW HEATHEN POTATO? Thalwg Premium Member over 7 years ago

    My favorite part was And..

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    Linguist  over 7 years ago

    Spare me the GAZORNINPLAT !

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Too late.

    PigTrump already did that.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 7 years ago

    Then he ran out of ink and died. What has the world come to when people don’t listen to paranoid men shouting incomprehensible things?

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    Mostly Water Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Uhh now let’s see, where was I?

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    6turtle9  over 7 years ago

    Your such a tease.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member over 7 years ago

    For only 3 easy installments, you can get the entire rant box set on blu-ray.

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    SwimsWithSharks  over 7 years ago

    He’s clearly in favor of free speech. Charging by the word would bankrupt him.

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    seanb51229 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    This reminds me of Monty Python’s Proust recitation contest.

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    Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Damn! He ran out of space and now I will never know!!!! The agony. It could be the recipe for World Peace, or a cure for some dreaded disease, or a way to get Trump to resign.

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    Linguist  over 7 years ago

    *“…Humanity i love you because you

    are perpetually putting the secret of

    life in your pants and forgetting

    it’s there and sitting down

    .

    on it

    and because you are

    forever making poems in the lap

    of death…”*

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    e.e.cummings
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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    I am bored. I think I will now go and watch mindless TV….

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    Peam Premium Member over 7 years ago

    This sounds very much like the Anne Elk’s introduction to her Theory on Brontosauruses.

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