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Fowl Language

Fowl Language

By Brian Gordon
How to Cat

How to Cat

By Lucas Turnbloom
Wrong Hands

Wrong Hands

By John Atkinson
Bird and Moon

Bird and Moon

By Rosemary Mosco
False Knees

False Knees

By Joshua Barkman
Wondermark

Wondermark

By David Malki
The Middle Age

The Middle Age

By Steve Conley
My Cage: New and Old

My Cage: New and Old

By Melissa DeJesus and Ed Power
Breaking Cat News

Breaking Cat News

By Georgia Dunn
9 Chickweed Lane

9 Chickweed Lane

By Brooke McEldowney
Basic Instructions

Basic Instructions

By Scott Meyer
Barney & Clyde

Barney & Clyde

By Gene Weingarten, Dan Weingarten & David Clark
Bad Reporter

Bad Reporter

By Don Asmussen
Brewster Rockit

Brewster Rockit

By Tim Rickard
Candorville

Candorville

By Darrin Bell
C'est la Vie

C'est la Vie

By Jennifer Babcock
Cul de Sac

Cul de Sac

By Richard Thompson
Tim Eagan

Tim Eagan

Frazz

Frazz

By Jef Mallett
Frog Applause

Frog Applause

By Teresa Burritt
Get Fuzzy

Get Fuzzy

By Darby Conley
Heart of the City

Heart of the City

By Mark Tatulli
Phoebe and Her Unicorn

Phoebe and Her Unicorn

By Dana Simpson
HUBRIS!

HUBRIS!

By Greg Cravens
Jane's World

Jane's World

By Paige Braddock
Jen Sorensen

Jen Sorensen

Luann

Luann

By Greg Evans
The Knight Life

The Knight Life

By Keith Knight
Lio

Lio

By Mark Tatulli
The Meaning of Lila

The Meaning of Lila

By John Forgetta and L.A. Rose
Monty

Monty

By Jim Meddick
Non Sequitur

Non Sequitur

By Wiley Miller
Over the Hedge

Over the Hedge

By T Lewis and Michael Fry
Pibgorn

Pibgorn

By Brooke McEldowney
Rip Haywire

Rip Haywire

By Dan Thompson
Rudy Park

Rudy Park

By Darrin Bell and Theron Heir
Savage Chickens

Savage Chickens

By Doug Savage
Scary Gary

Scary Gary

By Mark Buford
Skin Horse

Skin Horse

By Shaenon K. Garrity and Jeffrey C. Wells
Speed Bump

Speed Bump

By Dave Coverly
Tom the Dancing Bug

Tom the Dancing Bug

By Ruben Bolling
Too Much Coffee Man

Too Much Coffee Man

By Shannon Wheeler
Lost Side of Suburbia

Lost Side of Suburbia

By Kory Merritt
Sarah's Scribbles

Sarah's Scribbles

By Sarah Andersen
Shutterbug Follies

Shutterbug Follies

By Jason Little
Lay Lines

Lay Lines

By Carol Lay
Eyebeam

Eyebeam

By Sam Hurt
Bloom County 2019

Bloom County 2019

By Berkeley Breathed
Dragon Girl

Dragon Girl

By Jeff Weigel
FoxTrot

FoxTrot

By Bill Amend
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

By Zach Weinersmith
Bad Machinery

Bad Machinery

By John Allison
Scenes from a Multiverse

Scenes from a Multiverse

By Jon Rosenberg

Recent Comments

  1. 1 day ago on Frog Applause

    Is the uninterestingness also self-rising?

    (It could be; it looks like there’s a half-a-Hermes with one wingéd heel.)

  2. 4 days ago on Frog Applause

    “There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home…”

  3. 6 days ago on Frog Applause

    It’s got a huge cast of characters, and no plot.

  4. 7 days ago on Frog Applause

    The Festival of Argument and Overeating.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Food_Administration

  5. 9 days ago on Frog Applause

    I’m the wrong person for almost any occasion! I’ll prove it again on Thursday!

  6. 9 days ago on Frog Applause

    Don’t swill them together, or you’ll get Pink Ducks and Fart Squirrels.

    Definitely a real thing: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fart%20Squirrel

    Definitely an hallucination: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pink+duck

  7. 15 days ago on Frog Applause

    Blobfish Speedbump Day?

  8. 15 days ago on Frog Applause

    Weird insurance indeed.

  9. 16 days ago on Frog Applause

    The bit of reversed newspaper text is from a story titled “The Female Blondin” (about a woman tight-rope performer) in The Illustrated London News in 1861. The book “How To Keep Your Husband Happy” is by William Orr in 1958. Here’s an excerpt:

    https://www.mensuck.com/how-to-keep-your-husband-happy/

  10. 19 days ago on Frog Applause

    Well, this product is quite different from embrocations, so your embrocations are therefore slow, filthy, and unpleasant. (Which gives us some insight into what you might be doing with them.)