Is the uninterestingness also self-rising?
(It could be; it looks like there’s a half-a-Hermes with one wingéd heel.)
“There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home…”
It’s got a huge cast of characters, and no plot.
The Festival of Argument and Overeating.
I’m the wrong person for almost any occasion! I’ll prove it again on Thursday!
Don’t swill them together, or you’ll get Pink Ducks and Fart Squirrels.
Definitely a real thing: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fart%20Squirrel
Definitely an hallucination: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pink+duck
Blobfish Speedbump Day?
Weird insurance indeed.
The bit of reversed newspaper text is from a story titled “The Female Blondin” (about a woman tight-rope performer) in The Illustrated London News in 1861. The book “How To Keep Your Husband Happy” is by William Orr in 1958. Here’s an excerpt:
Well, this product is quite different from embrocations, so your embrocations are therefore slow, filthy, and unpleasant. (Which gives us some insight into what you might be doing with them.)