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Whooo Pig Sooie, Tequila!; Don't camp big the first night; We'll camp here; Start center, work right, and avoid the large rock at the bottom; Fire hot; How far to Elephant Head?; Liquor drinks; There's a bear within a half a mile of here; Run the meat and let it eat; I'm worried about David; he's naked; Over the rail, Jim; Theeerrre's one; She's gonna blow!; It's a step up; Get 2 beers and we'll split 'em; Prevent offense; Practice vagina; Windage and elevation, Mrs. Langdon. Always remember, windage and elevation; On to Trenton!; Read and run; Schulte! You turkey!; Bigger is better; Hogs up, Horns down; Dook sux; Tuck Fexas; Who you got, Corey?; Give it to Corliss; Ref we suck; Watch it, Casey; Prick!; I ain't never seen a drunk that suffered from an oversupply of intelligence; She was raised by wolves; Balk!; Chunk it!; I'm a lot more fun when Debbie is drinking; You pulled me over for (voice cracking) several reasons?; What a dumbass; That's good advice; Tastes a lil bit like robin; And the next thing we knew there was this big boom! High comma; she can crawl through the keyhole; She sweats through her tongue; She hit me with the smooth, she hit me with the smooth; You got a grease gun?; Like the white hot passion of a thousand burning flames; Now THAT'S a rapid!; Free cheese and pencils!

Recent Comments

  1. about 17 hours ago on Ballard Street

    Touché. If your name was Perkycat I’d call you Copycat.

    A wise man once said that sincerity is the flatteringest form of mockery (or something like that).

  2. about 19 hours ago on Frog Applause

    Think how much money you could save on shoes if you had cloven hooves for feet.

  3. about 20 hours ago on Ballard Street

    What’s lying on the ground in front of the step in panel 2? It’s not there in panel 1.

  4. 2 days ago on Ask a Portly Syndicate Person

     

    My Favorite Parts were Lard, nudity and untalented.

    P.S. Lard, nudity and untalented would be a good description of Nebraska clothing optional beaches (if Nebraska had clothing optional beaches).

  5. 2 days ago on Frog Applause

    Welcome Luke!

  6. 3 days ago on Frog Applause

    In Appletonian, “ashtray full of coleslaw” means a $3 bill and 2 wooden nickles.

    *Appletonian is an unwritten language spoken by 3 elderly people and 1 uppity African Grey Parrot in Northeast Pope County, Arkansas.

    ~ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴏ’ᴅᴇᴀᴅ sǫᴜɪʀʀᴇʟ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀʟᴡᴇɢ ~

  7. 3 days ago on Frog Applause

    Now you’ve done stopped comment’n and gone to preach’n.

    (wait. are you saying my Mamaw’s snuff glasses were tools of the devil?)

  8. 4 days ago on Ballard Street

    Araby was a very poor region.*

    *(How poor was it, you say? So poor Larry couldn’t afford purplie eyeshadow.)

  9. 4 days ago on Frog Applause

    You know, my grandmother use to tell me the same thing between dips of snuff.*

    *I can’t remember the brand name, but there was a bicycle on the label and the container was a drinking glass. She had a whole set!

  10. 5 days ago on Ask a Portly Syndicate Person

    GoComics or Go Blue!?