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Whooo Pig Sooie, Tequila!; Don't camp big the first night; We'll camp here; Start center, work right, and avoid the large rock at the bottom; Fire hot; How far to Elephant Head?; Liquor drinks; There's a bear within a half a mile of here; Run the meat and let it eat; I'm worried about David; he's naked; Over the rail, Jim; Theeerrre's one; She's gonna blow!; It's a step up; Get 2 beers and we'll split 'em; Prevent offense; Practice vagina; Windage and elevation, Mrs. Langdon. Always remember, windage and elevation; On to Trenton!; Read and run; Schulte! You turkey!; Bigger is better; Hogs up, Horns down; Dook sux; Tuck Fexas; Who you got, Corey?; Give it to Corliss; Ref we suck; Watch it, Casey; Prick!; I ain't never seen a drunk that suffered from an oversupply of intelligence; She was raised by wolves; Balk!; Chunk it!; I'm a lot more fun when Debbie is drinking; You pulled me over for (voice cracking) several reasons?; What a dumbass; That's good advice; Tastes a lil bit like robin; And the next thing we knew there was this big boom! High comma; she can crawl through the keyhole; She sweats through her tongue; She hit me with the smooth, she hit me with the smooth; You got a grease gun?; Like the white hot passion of a thousand burning flames; Now THAT'S a rapid!; Free cheese and pencils!

Recent Comments

  1. 3 days ago on Frog Applause


    A cartoon Injun with a wonder knob is nuthin’.

    (Pooch Cafe has an alligator with a backpack)

    (Also, I don’t know how anyone can focus so much energy on wonder knobs when Gun and Bets are experiencing a serious emotional disconnect on Luann)

  2. 3 days ago on Frog Applause


    Elizabeth Warren – The Early Years, Vol. 1.

  3. 6 days ago on Ballard Street

    Trump gets 4 Pinocchios from the Wash. Post

    Chateau Pontet Canet (Pauillac 2010) gets 100 pts from Robert Parker

    Taco Bell gets 3 icks from Montana Lady

  4. 6 days ago on Frog Applause

    I put no stock in the platitudinal musings of some dead guy who didn’t know to pronounce his own name.

  5. 7 days ago on Ballard Street

    I bet you were hot, too.

  6. 7 days ago on Ballard Street

    I am so glad to hear SOME GOOD NEWS! (especially for you Plods – you had it comin’!)

  7. 7 days ago on Ballard Street

    My hands were plenty busy (that spit valve wasn’t going to empty itself).

  8. 7 days ago on Frog Applause


    Why don’t cats learn lessons from life?

    (the way all country music singer/song writers did?)

  9. 7 days ago on Ballard Street


    Hey @StillTheBelle – I played the trombone in Jr. High.* Can I be in your parade?

    * b/c Mother thought I should learn to play a musical instrument (and also b/c there were a raft of Hot Chicks in the woodwind section).

  10. 7 days ago on Frog Applause

    Leave the guy alone. He’s only been dead a couple of weeks.