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Whooo Pig Sooie, Tequila!; Don't camp big the first night; We'll camp here; Start center, work right, and avoid the large rock at the bottom; Fire hot; How far to Elephant Head?; Liquor drinks; There's a bear within a half a mile of here; Run the meat and let it eat; I'm worried about David; he's naked; Over the rail, Jim; Theeerrre's one; She's gonna blow!; It's a step up; Get 2 beers and we'll split 'em; Prevent offense; Practice vagina; Windage and elevation, Mrs. Langdon. Always remember, windage and elevation; On to Trenton!; Read and run; Schulte! You turkey!; Bigger is better; Hogs up, Horns down; Dook sux; Tuck Fexas; Who you got, Corey?; Give it to Corliss; Ref we suck; Watch it, Casey; Prick!; I ain't never seen a drunk that suffered from an oversupply of intelligence; She was raised by wolves; Balk!; Chunk it!; I'm a lot more fun when Debbie is drinking; You pulled me over for (voice cracking) several reasons?; What a dumbass; That's good advice; Tastes a lil bit like robin; And the next thing we knew there was this big boom! High comma; she can crawl through the keyhole; She sweats through her tongue; She hit me with the smooth, she hit me with the smooth; You got a grease gun?; Like the white hot passion of a thousand burning flames; Now THAT'S a rapid!; Free cheese and pencils!

Recent Comments

  1. about 12 hours ago on Frog Applause

    … but okay on Frog ApplauseX.

  2. about 12 hours ago on Ballard Street

    Gaia forbid that anything should happen to you, but if it does can I have your dancing shoes?

  3. about 15 hours ago on Ballard Street


    I loved Mutteline Curhn’s character so much in that movie I named a dog after her.

    Who remembers her character’s name?

    (first one to answer correctly gets a free D.U.I. defense in Moffett, Oklahoma)

  4. about 15 hours ago on Frog Applause


    Oh no. I feared this day would come.

    After She dumped him for Sisyphos, Vlad took Her hostage is forcing Her to upload his lame attempt at cartoonistering.

  5. 2 days ago on Frog Applause


    Sisyphos stole my boat!


  6. 4 days ago on Ballard Street

    That sung was sung in French. Singers don’t sing songs in French here in America; they seem them in American. And who is that singer anyway? Her name sounds like a rice side dish restaurants in Cleveland that are trying to act fancy would put on their menus.

  7. 4 days ago on Ask a Portly Syndicate Person



  8. 4 days ago on Ballard Street



    Saturday “Does My Head On A Pike Make My Ass Look Fat?” Non Solution


       1.  Top panel: Cheapskate C&C producers refuse to pay for real worms – steal radiator hose from ‘57 Studebaker and cut it into wormlike sections instead. Bottom Panel: Sometimes a worm is just a worm.


       2.  Top: Cleo is lovingly hanging on Claude’s every word. Bottom: Cleo is wondering how Claude’s head would look on a pike.


       3.  Top: Claude’s middle finger is obscured by his index finger. Bottom: Claude’s middle severed in OTJ accident during “legendary Sherpa rebuild”.


       4.  Top: Can opener is ACME Model 001. Bottom: Protusion from top of can opener connected to surveillance pickle from Frog Applause.


       5.  Top: I got nuthin’. Bottom: I still got nuthin’.


       6-9.  Highly technical. Only MontanaLady, who’s in heaven (no, she’s not dead; she’s in San Diego); Perkycat, who said NOTHING about copped capered kippers; Tigressy, who BLAART!ed me on Wednesday; SusanSunshine, who trumped IFS with ISS (also on Wed.); StillTheBelle, who had faith in the GoComics’ Glitch Gremlin Gurus when none of us the rest of us did; and the mysterious katina.cooper, whose disdain for the GoComics’ suits is unrivaled, would understand.

    “Highly Technical” section was a rerun – I told you I had nuthin’.

  9. 4 days ago on Frog Applause


    Now I’m no expert on burritos, but it seems if your burrito is a surveillance burrito, in order to do its job properly smaller would better.

  10. 5 days ago on Frog Applause