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Whooo Pig Sooie, Tequila!; Don't camp big the first night; We'll camp here; Start center, work right, and avoid the large rock at the bottom; Fire hot; How far to Elephant Head?; Liquor drinks; There's a bear within a half a mile of here; Run the meat and let it eat; I'm worried about David; he's naked; Over the rail, Jim; Theeerrre's one; She's gonna blow!; It's a step up; Get 2 beers and we'll split 'em; Prevent offense; Practice vagina; Windage and elevation, Mrs. Langdon. Always remember, windage and elevation; On to Trenton!; Read and run; Schulte! You turkey!; Bigger is better; Hogs up, Horns down; Dook sux; Tuck Fexas; Who you got, Corey?; Give it to Corliss; Ref we suck; Watch it, Casey; Prick!; I ain't never seen a drunk that suffered from an oversupply of intelligence; She was raised by wolves; Balk!; Chunk it!; I'm a lot more fun when Debbie is drinking; You pulled me over for (voice cracking) several reasons?; What a dumbass; That's good advice; Tastes a lil bit like robin; And the next thing we knew there was this big boom! High comma; she can crawl through the keyhole; She sweats through her tongue; She hit me with the smooth, she hit me with the smooth; You got a grease gun?; Like the white hot passion of a thousand burning flames; Now THAT'S a rapid!; Free cheese and pencils!

Recent Comments

  1. 1 day ago on Frog Applause

    “Snail Saturday Eve” just does not have the same cachet as “Fishnet Friday.”

  2. 2 days ago on Ballard Street

     

    Meanwhile over at Sherpa’s Bluebonnets, my friend Ed Owens has a variation on the “DO NOT PUSH” theme:

    http://tinyurl.com/EdOwensBluebonnets

  3. 3 days ago on Frog Applause

    @nighthawks is the cheapskatiest of cheapskate cartooners – he won’t pay extra for the .

  4. 3 days ago on Frog Applause

    What did Cleveland do to deserve this? (this is Frog Applause, not Cleo & Co.)

  5. 4 days ago on Frog Applause

     

    There goes our tax deduction for ᴘʀᴇᴍɪᴜᴍ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ “status.”

    (I wish She would check with her professional staff before posting once in a while)

  6. 4 days ago on Ballard Street

    Now streaming on Amazon Prime Video!

    P.S. Mike Nelson be hanged, you need a piece a neoprene between you and that SCUBA tank.

  7. 5 days ago on Ballard Street

    Blame the cat. With you its always blame the cat.

  8. 5 days ago on Frog Applause

    (Setting aside the fact that dolls aren’t sentient (not to mention how do you savage an inanimate object?)):

    If the doll was informing the Krauts it had it coming.

    If the doll was informing the Allies on Kraut defenses, R.I.P.

    /s/ Larry the Literalist

    P.S. Why drag the pig into this?

  9. 6 days ago on Ballard Street

    Thx SS. You too!

    P.S. I’m wearing green Brooks Bros. boxing shorts to celebrate.

    P.P.S. We don’t use G filters on our fish in Arkansas. Does that make them green?

  10. 6 days ago on Ballard Street

    Kiss my Blarney Stone.