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Whooo Pig Sooie, Tequila!; Don't camp big the first night; We'll camp here; Start center, work right, and avoid the large rock at the bottom; Fire hot; How far to Elephant Head?; Liquor drinks; There's a bear within a half a mile of here; Run the meat and let it eat; I'm worried about David; he's naked; Over the rail, Jim; Theeerrre's one; She's gonna blow!; It's a step up; Get 2 beers and we'll split 'em; Prevent offense; Practice vagina; Windage and elevation, Mrs. Langdon. Always remember, windage and elevation; On to Trenton!; Read and run; Schulte! You turkey!; Bigger is better; Hogs up, Horns down; Dook sux; Tuck Fexas; Who you got, Corey?; Give it to Corliss; Ref we suck; Watch it, Casey; Prick!; I ain't never seen a drunk that suffered from an oversupply of intelligence; She was raised by wolves; Balk!; Chunk it!; I'm a lot more fun when Debbie is drinking; You pulled me over for (voice cracking) several reasons?; What a dumbass; That's good advice; Tastes a lil bit like robin; And the next thing we knew there was this big boom! High comma; she can crawl through the keyhole; She sweats through her tongue; She hit me with the smooth, she hit me with the smooth; You got a grease gun?; Like the white hot passion of a thousand burning flames; Now THAT'S a rapid!; Free cheese and pencils!

Recent Comments

  1. about 4 hours ago on Ballard Street

    After Blork! and Zip! Bam is a little bit of a let down.

  2. about 4 hours ago on Ask a Portly Syndicate Person

    Yeah, Susan. Don’t be sad …

  3. about 5 hours ago on Frog Applause

    Irony is a dish that is best served with sardines at the Silent Woman Inn.

  4. about 16 hours ago on Frog Applause


    It has been pointed out to me by that Paragon of Backwoods Redneck Trash that I failed to respond to a comment by our Creator on December 3rd. The comment, via wangled acronym, mocked my disability. Sorry I missed my opportunity (FYI: I spend most Tuesdays stalking the chef de pasta at The Old Spaghetti Factory).

    Please also forgive Mother for not responding. She’s been busy actually doing something about squirrels rather than just cartooning about them.

  5. 1 day ago on Frog Applause

    Otto Preminger sings Ice Station Zebra?

  6. 1 day ago on Ballard Street

    HBD Stel! (sry I’m late – I’ve been in motion hearings all day)

  7. 3 days ago on Ballard Street

    For a few thousand bucks there’s a laser surgery clinic in Fayettenam that can take care of that moustache, Cleo.

  8. 3 days ago on Frog Applause


    Teresa – How could you compare man’s best friend to those … those … those … pawns of satan? (those are YOUR words, aren’t they?)


    (next time bring your own damn chicken and dumplings)

  9. 4 days ago on Frog Applause


    Several years ago there was a college basketball player whose name (I swear I’m not making this up) was Scientific Mapp.


    If there was a presidential candidate named

    Geographic Tongue

    I’d vote for him/her.

  10. 4 days ago on Ballard Street

    Today’s C&Co. was right in your wheelhouse.