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Whooo Pig Sooie, Tequila!; Don't camp big the first night; We'll camp here; Start center, work right, and avoid the large rock at the bottom; Fire hot; How far to Elephant Head?; Liquor drinks; There's a bear within a half a mile of here; Run the meat and let it eat; I'm worried about David; he's naked; Over the rail, Jim; Theeerrre's one; She's gonna blow!; It's a step up; Get 2 beers and we'll split 'em; Prevent offense; Practice vagina; Windage and elevation, Mrs. Langdon. Always remember, windage and elevation; On to Trenton!; Read and run; Schulte! You turkey!; Bigger is better; Hogs up, Horns down; Dook sux; Tuck Fexas; Who you got, Corey?; Give it to Corliss; Ref we suck; Watch it, Casey; Prick!; I ain't never seen a drunk that suffered from an oversupply of intelligence; She was raised by wolves; Balk!; Chunk it!; I'm a lot more fun when Debbie is drinking; You pulled me over for (voice cracking) several reasons?; What a dumbass; That's good advice; Tastes a lil bit like robin; And the next thing we knew there was this big boom! High comma; she can crawl through the keyhole; She sweats through her tongue; She hit me with the smooth, she hit me with the smooth; You got a grease gun?; Like the white hot passion of a thousand burning flames; Now THAT'S a rapid!; Free cheese and pencils!

Recent Comments

  1. 1 day ago on Frog Applause

    Salem comes to Frog Applause™.

    P.S. I thought you were supposed to offer witches a steak before you burned them?

  2. 1 day ago on Ballard Street



    ”Why Not? Everything Else Is!” – Saturday Non Solution Special


       1.  Top panel: Riff Raff is thinking, “Does this tuxedo make my ass look fat?” Bottom panel: Riff Raff is thinking, “Harry gets a princess. I get a tranny?”


       2.  Top: Dr. Frank-N-Furter is thinking, “I’m in a Nighthawks cartoon – I’ve made the big time!” Bottom: Dr. F is thinking, “Nighthawks – Modern Prometheus?”


       3.  Top: StelBel perfectly captures the haunting specter of the disembodied lips of Lorelei Shark. Bottom: To save a Tuppence or two, cheapskate producer* of C&Co. rip off lips from cover of Rolling Stones’ Sticky Fingers album.

    * (ahem, (cough cough) nighthawks (cough))


       4.  Top: Richard O’Brien and Tim Curry send a thank you note to StelBel for her nice tribute. Bottom: Lawyers for O’Brien and Curry send Nighthawks a cease and desist letter.


       5.  Top: Actor portraying Dr. F looks a little chubby because “she” is a Russian hooker** with a covfefe problem. Bottom: Actor looks a little chubby because “she” just ate a Meat Loaf hot dog.


       6-9.  Highly technical. Only Perkycat, who may have temporarily forgotten how to time travel?; MontanaLady, who may come to regret she ever typed, “portal of forgetfulness” if I have anything to say about it; Nighthawks, The Locust King; StelBel, who outdid herself this week; and SusanSunshine, who, like Mother Mary, is looking for a visitor from the East (1 wise guy, not 3 wise men), would understand.


    ** Just kidding about the Russian hooker – actually it was Stormy Daniels.

  3. 1 day ago on Frog Applause

    Insult to fatality.

  4. 2 days ago on Ballard Street

    I said “author” twice b/c there are 2 of you.

  5. 2 days ago on Frog Applause

    Sounds like the title to a Homer & Jethro song.

  6. 3 days ago on Ballard Street


    No covfefe, no “my favorite part,” no WHOOSH!, no Robot Macarena, just ….

    Tres Magnifique! Fabuloso! Author, author!

  7. 3 days ago on Ballard Street

    “Portal of forgetfulness.” I have to remember that.

  8. 3 days ago on Frog Applause

    So yesterday you questioned whether my word was really a non word, but today your sentence is a non sentence.

    You know, as I think about it, that actually makes sense.

  9. 3 days ago on Frog Applause


    You crazy knuckleheads! It’s not about the turtle. The progression of numbers clearly represent humanity’s uncertain future on a post-apocalyptic nuclearly overcarbonated planet. By beheading the corpse of humanity the workers are immanentizing the eschaton! We doomed! We’re DOOOOOOMED!!



    (or maybe it is about the turtle)

  10. 3 days ago on Ballard Street

    #crank #scold #carping #fussy #fussbudget