Recent Comments

1. 21 days ago on Frog Applause

   I HAD a ticket for the lightning fast bus to Lame Town, but somehow I ended up on the Slow Boat to Tater Town.

2. 24 days ago on Frog Applause

   I blame my personal ennui for bouts of polyphasic sleep.

   Maybe I was just born out of time.

3. 27 days ago on Frog Applause

   A late uncle of mine bred and sold gerbils to pet shops in the late 1960s. One day, a male gerbil was born with a kink in it’s tail. Gerbils normally have a straight tail the same length as their bodies and this genetic fluke turned out to be a dominate gene from that one male and my uncle found he was able to sell it’s unique “broken tail” offspring for an extra buck.

   No giant-sized ’nads involved, just their contents.

4. about 1 month ago on Frog Applause

   Learned a new word from the Little Lame Letter, but it has 10 letters and I don’t even have a Scrabble® partner for years now,

5. about 1 month ago on Frog Applause

   My ex-housemate was an English teacher and she would beat me at every turn while I was trying to come up with something other than literally “barf”.

6. about 2 months ago on Frog Applause

   My father was ambidextrous by force to the right-handed religion.

   I am thus by nature.

   Take THAT evolution!

7. about 2 months ago on Frog Applause

   Specifics to follow.

8. about 2 months ago on Non Sequitur

   That, and then a clunky mechanical tuner controlled by a remote that brought in local channels 2, 8, 11, and 13 plus all the vacant channels in between (no mute yet).

9. about 2 months ago on Frog Applause

   IF. I. CAN’T. HAVE. YOU.

   NO. ONE. WILL!

10. 2 months ago on Frog Applause

    Try this:

    www . tumblr . com/frogapplauseappreciationsociety/757653985572306944/flog-t-shirt