Recent Comments

1. 2 months ago on Monty

   I’m from the future and here to warn Monty that both of them are in for wedgies tomorrow.

2. 2 months ago on Rob Rogers

   Trump did say avoiding herpes was his personal Vietnam.

3. 2 months ago on The Doozies

   You’re right. I don’t know what I was thinking there. Strange.

4. 3 months ago on Get Fuzzy

   Pretty sure I saw Bucky dressed like the Pope. Or maybe it was McManc.

5. 3 months ago on Lug Nuts

   His third wife. He’ll try again, I bet.

6. 4 months ago on That is Priceless

   Did I tell you about when I scored 4 touchdowns in a game against Polk High?

7. 5 months ago on Kliban

   Kid: “You could escape if you didn’t eat so much.”

   Fat: “Then I guess I’m stuck in here forever.”

8. 5 months ago on Lug Nuts

   I’m quiet on the outside but on the inside WOOF!

9. 6 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Pastis, yer like a wino lecturing us about alcohol.

10. 6 months ago on Monty

    Never submit your DNA to 23-and-me, Wendell. You might find a horrible truth, that your resemblance to Monty is not a coincidence.