"Young man, you are interfering with serious cat business!" -- Josette
What does he have planned? His motives are merky.
More advertising? Why does Madison Avenue keep plugging constipation?
Sorry, that boat sank like a stone.
Anything to pick up chicks, by Jimminy!
He needed it, what with the way people stood in line to visit his grave.
This one comes right to the point.
To test for pregnant zombies?
You mean the one that says “DON’T PANIC” in big, friendly letters?
Nobody will ever call her a dumb cluck.
Oh, schist! Who doesn’t like rock puns? Roll with the punches, big guy!