“You want to complain? Look at these shoes, I’ve only had ’em three weeks and already the soles have worn right though!”
… and that would be correct. Hence @MarshallJPeters’ joke.
“The password is, ‘let me in or you can starve to death.’”
New breed: Bull Masochist
Well, considering that’s a tin can that needed an opener, I’d say that’s been dry since at least the 1960s.
Or any other cat ever.
That explains his unique “wet dog” smell …
Well, since a “near miss” would be a hit, RIP bird. xD
All these years, I never knew “e” stands for “emissions”.
“Bad ink! Blame the fake news!”