The Valley of the Jolly Green Giant is in Minnesota, where they speak with a bit of a Norskie accent. Due to a tragic misunderstanding involving Little Sprout, the Big Guy was hauled into court on a morals charge after he was overheard musing that he’d like to play with the Green Boy Pėckers.
ronaldspence 10 months ago
Does he need Rogaine of cow manure?
Ratkin 10 months ago
Seems like this should have appeared last fall. July is 11 months away.
Bilan 10 months ago
I can see it’s from 2017, but probably not August 2017.
Charliegirl Premium Member 10 months ago
He’s lucky he isn’t losing his toga, too.
uniquename 10 months ago
Didn’t it turn into some pretty cool colors first?
Doug K 10 months ago
It’s a deciduous thing.
Jayalexander 10 months ago
Would you like to taste my niblets?
backyardcowboy 10 months ago
Oh, Look! He’s got aphids.
iggyman 10 months ago
Isn’t that the Jolly Green Giant? "Ho! Ho! Ho!!
Zebrastripes 10 months ago
HO HO HO!
CrimsonOne18 10 months ago
As long as he keeps the kitchen cut green beans coming I’m happy.
DaBump Premium Member 10 months ago
Ho, ho, ho!
Jon Schutter 10 months ago
except it’s August
ladykat 10 months ago
We’re in August. He should be lusher.
dwagner200 10 months ago
If not, there’s LeafClub for Men.
cactusbob333 10 months ago
Chi chi chi chia!
anomaly 10 months ago
His body foliage must not be deciduous.
mpolo11 Premium Member 10 months ago
Why is she wearing an apron?
Lablubber 10 months ago
The relationship is in trouble. He just vegetates.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 10 months ago
He’s the Spear that Britney doesn’t talk about!
Stephen Gilberg 10 months ago
Don’t tell me that’s his birth mom.
zeexenon 10 months ago
What happened to his jolly “HO_HO_HO?”
wildlandwaters 10 months ago
Wait…SHE’S married to HIM!
Richard S Russell Premium Member 10 months ago
The Valley of the Jolly Green Giant is in Minnesota, where they speak with a bit of a Norskie accent. Due to a tragic misunderstanding involving Little Sprout, the Big Guy was hauled into court on a morals charge after he was overheard musing that he’d like to play with the Green Boy Pėckers.
6turtle9 10 months ago
Just leave it alone.
fullmoondeb Premium Member 10 months ago
He doesn’t seem very jolly.
SavannahJim Premium Member 10 months ago
He doesn’t use a brush to style his coiff, he use a HO HO HO.
TIMH 10 months ago
Is that his wife or his ho, ho, ho?