The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 22, 2022

What a weenie.

Condum mints? That is a disgusting dream.

I never sausage a thing before!

This strip was a real wiener today!

That pun – so-sage!

Knockwurst but pretty scary all the same.

I’m curious as to how these two wieners could drink their beverages without hands.

Wurst brat ever.

Then the bun… oh God, the bun!

surely there’s more to this story. She should grill him to find out.

Stephan Pastis: “why didn’t I think of that?”

I thought they were gonna slit me down the middle and throw me on the grill….

they have a great relationship ‘cause they’re always franks with each other…

I bet he woke up with his buns all clenched up.

Come Monday he will be back in the old grind.

He´s too old to be a Brat so probably a Bock.

Natural case after getting stuffed just before bed.

I want to see what they drive.

She married him for his Buns.

And then he discovered that he lived in a condimentium.

That wasn’t blood you were dreaming about, it was catsup. Which, putting on a hotdog, is a nightmare in itself!

I just love a hot dog in a pun!

He’s such a weenie!

Frank, stop being such a wienie. Ok, all buns aside, I’m sure it’s a moment he won’t relish.

Dr. Frank N. Furter’s worsted nightmare…

It wasn’t a dark alley Frank, it was a drive-thru!

Even worse, being thrown into a vat of boiling sauerkraut. Mmmmm….

Has anyone wondered about the whereabouts of Suzie Spoon and Frank Fork after Mack The Knife left town?

This is worth about two groans.

It was actually premonition. Tomorrow she’ll be calling the police and reporting a missing link.

He blanked out on the portion of the dream where he was either water-tortured or grilled over the hot coals.

I wonder if they have any brats running around the house

When the seagull came after him, the dream really took a tern for the wurst.

Reminds me of that horrible movie that looked like it was for kids (animated foods) but was full of juvenile “adult” humor.

So he woke as the fork was about to ketchup?