Babbling? Should run for political office!
Worst for me is “what is this supposed to be for?”
One friend had a Chihuahua [who had their typical gigantic attitude]. His nephew relieved himself in the yard. Every time after that, if the nephew took the dog for a walk, the dog would “mark” the same spot in a battle for urine dominance.
Cat vs Dog continues
SF writer Robert Heinlein had many cat comments, I believe he said cats have three names…
Here’s the clip https://youtu.be/WpTSA_25wGE
Then there was the gadget [don’t recall name] in Barbarella.