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The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 31, 2020

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    rekam Premium Member 7 months ago

    Groan.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 8bb645]  7 months ago

    Wait until the one has to “wee-wee”

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    SHIVA  7 months ago

    This strip is unhygienic and smells!!!

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 7 months ago

    Please pick up some Plantar’s Peanuts while you are at the store

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    jr1234  7 months ago

    The CoronaTOE

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 7 months ago

    They’ll have to go through self-checkout. No shoes, no service!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 7 months ago

    Do you keep Toeny in a jar by the door? Who is it for?

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    Gent  7 months ago

    This is toetally preposterous.

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    LilyGilder  7 months ago

    What aisle is the toe jam in?

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    backyardcowboy  7 months ago

    Don’t forget the Dr Scholls and Odor Eaters. And you’re not wearing your arch support.

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    Havel  7 months ago

    Just got back from the Arm-me.

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    iggyman  7 months ago

    He has Athlete’s and has to quarantine!

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    iggyman  7 months ago

    I love it!

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    Nuliajuk  7 months ago

    I see they’re in the detergent aisle to pick up a jug of Toed.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 7 months ago

    Nailed it!

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    Nyckname Premium Member 7 months ago

    That or diabetes.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  7 months ago

    I’m going to be groaning over “Toeny” for the rest of the day

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    christelisbetty  7 months ago

    Disgusting! They should be using foot sanitizer and/or latex socks.

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    bookworm0812  7 months ago

    Part II: The one next to the pinkie toe will act up and Mama toe will punish by saying he won’t be having any roast beef for dinner.

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    uniquename  7 months ago

    I don’t see any roast beef in that cart.

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    Ratkin  7 months ago

    The one talking is Paul Bunion.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member 7 months ago

    Today’s strip is toe-taly bizarre. On the other hand (or foot), I never meta-tarsal I didn’t like; does that mean I’m a podophile?

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    bobpeters61  7 months ago

    When’s the worst time to get stuck behind a livestock truck? When this little piggy goes “Wee wee wee!” all the way home.

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    WCraft Premium Member 7 months ago

    Try to visit the restroom before you leave – for the sake of the littlest piggy!

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    Out of the Past  7 months ago

    Put a sock on it

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    PO' DAWG Premium Member 7 months ago

    “Fat Toeny got whacked!”

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    Lablubber   7 months ago

    While they were shopping, their car was toed away.

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    mistercatworks  7 months ago

    Groceries sold by the foot?

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    zeexenon  7 months ago

    This one requires Dr. Scholls foot odor.

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    6turtle9  7 months ago

    If this was festivus, we’d be seeing feet’s of strength!

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    Daeder  7 months ago

    “So…shopping for roast beef?”

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