The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 19, 2020


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    SHIVA  2 months ago

    Oh, there’s your solution!!!

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    Dirty Dragon  2 months ago

    O, woe is me.

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    pschearer Premium Member 2 months ago

    I love her name on the diploma, although getting past the handwriting was a problem.

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    ƹʅɗʘ  "Robin to Robin's Batman" ɗ'ʘraɗʘ  2 months ago

    ! And They’re practically estranged from the Dokies.

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    Kaputnik  2 months ago

    Spend some time with your friends M and G. Or the L twins.

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    jreckard  2 months ago

    But he’s a special K.

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    allen@home  2 months ago

    Reminds me of George Carlin (RIP). Every time i walk into Sears i wonder whatever happened to Roebuck.

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    gopher gofer  2 months ago

    try not to feel like a zero…

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    cdward  2 months ago

    O say, can you C?

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    bigger Nate  2 months ago

    O you’ll be alrighit

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    nosirrom  2 months ago

    In her desire to comfort him she told him that he could stay with her. She’s been hoping for a long time to have a big “O” in her life.

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    UmmeMoosa  2 months ago

    O’ No

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    gokar  2 months ago

    “O” founded a start-up named…wait for it…”O”Faces. Big hit…making an orgasmic amount of money.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 2 months ago


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    posse1 Premium Member 2 months ago

    If you hook up with O then you can believe it will be all about you!

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 2 months ago

    I love the therapists name, Ms. Suri Lusscumpnee (Misery Loves Company).

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    backyardcowboy  2 months ago

    I think you’ll make out fine, Ms Gräfenberg.

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    otforever  2 months ago

    As soon as they turned around, the marriage was a KO.

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    Michael G.  2 months ago

    Leaves you feeling empty inside, doesn’t it?

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    Nyckname  2 months ago

    In walks someone from C.P.S. with your children, a and y, who you’ve both abandoned.

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    J Short Premium Member 2 months ago

    Then there was that whole Okey Dokey Smokey incident.

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    ccomebacktour  2 months ago

    Therapy not gonna work. The HANDWRITING is on the wall. They will soon be X’s !

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    KEA  2 months ago

    O O O Ozempic…

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    jel354  2 months ago

    With the current sentiment, their order should be reversed.

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    Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member 2 months ago

    look our for brown E’s, gray V’s and get the F off my lawn.

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    cactusbob333  2 months ago

    She’s afraid of her image – looks like a toilet seat.

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    There’s so many possibilities for you 0000000000

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member 2 months ago

    OK boomer.

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    mi_sbs  2 months ago

    There’s hope for you. According to the book, everyone wants the big O

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    mistercatworks  2 months ago

    “The Story of O: Part II – The Kafka Years”

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    Ivan Araque Premium Member 2 months ago

    You’re zilch, you’re toast, ouch…

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    Just consider yourself a silent partner.

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    Jaybird   2 months ago


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    zeexenon  2 months ago

    Ms. Suri sees all, knows all, tells all. So, quit your whining and be patient till Society changes the rules again.

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    paullp Premium Member 2 months ago

    Wouldn’t be the first duo to break up when one of the partners decides it’s time to go solo.

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    El Cobbo Grande  2 months ago

    I lived this

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    El Cobbo Grande  2 months ago

    LUVED THIS!… g*d da** spell checker!

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    seattlesince57  2 months ago

    O… you are still needed, ei,ei..

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    seattlesince57  2 months ago

    A love triangle between A and C, will leave you looking real dumb

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    Leojim  2 months ago

    The epitome of lazy…..kFrom okay, to OK, to k

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    Lablubber   2 months ago

    Start a singing group together. The OK Chorale.

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    Stephen Gilberg  2 months ago

    On the plus side, you’re far more commonly used. There’s a reason you’re worth one point in Scrabble.

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    listmom  2 months ago

    Plus you never see their kids: A and Y — whatever happened to them?

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    jakarlsson  2 months ago

    Ms. Suri Lusscumpnee – Good marriage counselor name.

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    meowlin  2 months ago

    O magnam clamantem in!

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    kmccjoe1  2 months ago

    Oh. How sad.

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    seamusfloyd  2 months ago

    Marriage counselor’s name….

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    Daeder  2 months ago

    And he had that affair with ‘M’.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 2 months ago

    I think “OK” has become the only word recognized almost everywhere on Earth, no matter the native language of the speaker, and basically nobody knows where it came from in the first place.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 2 months ago

    Or as Buckwheat would say… OTAY

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    brianhearst  2 months ago

    Love the councillor’s name!

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